Recent reviews by jam

good mindless fun, plays like a mobile game without the ads. Upgrades are way too easy to get, but the packing minigame is surprisingly fun even after a bit of playing.

Also, the packing minigame has one of the best OST tracks of this year. Just saying.

while all the cool kids played black ops on their playstations and xboxes i played sumotori dreams on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dell laptop. No regrets.

Hotline Miami meets Payday. Really fun demo!

Great game to jump into and play a few rounds of. The countless upgrades and the grinding you do in this game makes sure you have a new experience everytime you open it up.
Love the weapon selection aswell, however some weapons feel kinda useless.

If someone tells you that Yuri is better than Yaoi you just show them every single Sam & Max related media in existence and it'll work like that one scene in the clockwork orange where they have that guys' eyes open with those little claw thingies while he's watching ♥♥♥♥ in the cinema

if we did this in real life we'd be really far ahead in this society just saying

great game for socially awkward lonely autistic teens who try to be special by playing something that's considered underrated. 90% of the fanbase has only ever played like 1 hour of this game

she team17 on my worm till' i go armageddon

fishing has never been so exciting since sega bass fishing

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