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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I masturbate so furiously,
Waiting for you.
It reminds me 'bout the time,
That I went to IKEA.
And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bread so damn hard,
That they thought it was a nuke in Korea!
I was reaching my climax,
Oh yes daddy this is good!
And just like a cotton candy machine I whipped it around,
And I planted a beautiful seed into your bowl made of wood.