Joe Biden on the coronavirus:

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year for fun, because that's just the way things were back then, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of ♥♥♥♥. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

HELLER!!!! My name is Emma, People call me emma, or emmsaur, or enenems... mostly emmasaur. i am 13. annnd i ♥ screamo,. people think im messed up in the head cus i like team edward, i say well ♥♥♥♥ u.! i am weird. i am scene! NOT EMO im scene!!!!!!!!! get it straight. i love texting peoplez! so give me ya number and ill tex u. :D i am taken right now . hes my love of my life♥his name is Edward, i luv him so much!!!!!!! i die my hair alot. so i might change colors, i loveeeee black and blue so if u buy me somthing and its black and blue ill give u a big hug!! lol i am not a girlygirl. AT ALL. i dont rly like pink, annnnnd i ♥ GuMmYbEaRS!!!!!!!!! THERE AUSUME!!!! i have alot of freinds im one of the guirls who is random!!!!!! so,. if i tex you and like im saying i ♥ gummybears i warn you, i dont like rap! i dont like rap at all. call me weird, i rly do not care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i just love to hold guitars and make noise with them ♥♥♥♥ its good. jesus christ i cant help myself hold guitars and making noise with them. its therapeutic, yet a curse. wherever i go, i make guitars make noise and people stare, they do! but i care not for i must strum and when the guitars vibrate WOW i cant believe it but they make noise. holy mackerel

100/100 Girlfriend material

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10/10 Girlfriend material.