Let me tell you a story about logs. I've seen monologues, dialogues, and even sitting logs! But nothing encourages me to drop my logs more than a nice firm toilet and some food thats been in my tummy for a 6 or more hours. That is the best way for me to drop a log!

I forgot about log-arithms or the best kind of log for mathematicans. Those logs are dropped like its hot in a calculus course on a daily basis! Don't touch the logs, they'll burn!