New to Reddit? When we laugh at something we up-vote without showing our reaction to it in a comment, because that is considered karma farming, which is rather uncouth, per se.

can humans and dogs have babies??? i accidentally nutted in yours a few times lol

learn the alphabet with me
Arson.
Barson.
Commit Arson.
Don't come near me, I'm going to commit Arson.
Everyone will burn because of arson.
Farewell to the people who burned because of arson.
Goodbye to those who have turned to ashes due to arson.
Hell is like never ending arson.
I will commit more arson.
Just going to commit more arson.
Kindly scream in terror when I start committing arson.
Love committing arson.
Making a video of me committing arson.
Now commiting arson.
Oh, I've been committing so much arson.
People are afraid of me, because I have committed so much arson.
Quickly running from the police, because I committed so much arson.
Running away from the law because of my crimes of committing arson.
So much arson has been committed.
Too much arson, actually.
Uh, yeah that's a lot of arson.
Very bad decision, I committed too much arson.
Why did I even commit Arson?
X-X ma heckin arson deaths
Yeah, I have committed so many crimes, mostly arson.
Zarson

I'm deleting you brother
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hey! ive been trying to reach you for some time now. i was wondering if you wanted to play my hero ultra rumble with me? i got dibs on bakugo... ya damn nerd. you can be my little cinnamon roll, or todoroni the damn icy hot nerd. I hope to see you online soon <3

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