Starbound

Starbound

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How to be Morally Questionable through Mass Humanoid Farming
By a3z | blu7
A guide on ruining the lives of NPCs while increasing the pixels in your pockets.
   
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Introduction
Today I will be showing you how to shed your qualms about cloning with HUMAN farms!
This is a very effective strategy for ruining the lives of colonists. By the end of this guide you will be a pro tax-collector!



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Why Should I?
Before we go into the guide, one must ask themselves "why should I commit this act of inhumanity?"
The answer is simple: NPCs don't care about their own rights!
If they don't care about the moral constructs in society, why should you?




This system allows you to quickly and easily store citizens for their taxes and gifts!

The Basics
To get started with human (and other species) farming, you must first learn the basics of making colonization more efficient!




1. First make a base of any material that has a 5 x 3 opening inside.




2. Attach items that are necessary for NPCs to spawn, such as lights and doors.
(I recommend thinner doors, because otherwise the 5 x 3 will not be enough.)




3. Put in a colony deed.




4. Watch the confetti burst and feel the good feeling of satisfaction at knowing that you have successfully created your first slave friend!




And that's it! It's as simple as that.

Multiple Cells
Despite your good work, one cell is simply just not enough!
Try replicating the cell you just made on the other side so you can add a new colonist!




When finished it should look something like this...




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EXPANSION
The next step is to
EXPAND
E X P A N D
[ E X P A N D ]

Try making these cost-efficient cells all over your space station (or wherever you're making this hellhole).




Next you will need to ensure that your prisoners citizens don't escape. Can't be having any rebellions!




I suggest a control panel that is wired up to all the doors. This way you can trap contain them with the flick of a button.




You may feel satisfied...

But remember...
YOUR WORK IS NEVER FINISHED!
E X P A N D MORE !
Keep this train of pain and suffering goin'!




When all is done your wiring mode should look like this.




Happy jailin'! :^)

20 Comments
Kelphir_86 19 Feb, 2021 @ 2:27pm 
FU offers "thin" deeds as well (size of 1x1), same as autocollectors, so u can sink the whole......."Friendbase" into lava as they wont stand in ur way anymore and u just push 1 Button and earn all their......"love" :D
A Chimkin Named Vidalia 24 Dec, 2019 @ 8:59pm 
ver good thank you weebs
Denderth 29 Oct, 2018 @ 4:46am 
It's a bit of a weird process and I haven't moved onto a second floor of prisons.
Denderth 29 Oct, 2018 @ 4:46am 
Well, I usually break a small hole in the roof and enter that way, seal it up, collect the tax, reopen the hole, get out and then reseal it, though my variant of this is that only the exit door is controlled via a switch and they all walk about in their connected prisons, meaning I can enter through the roof, seal up the hole, walk through each cell, collect the taxes, you get the general idea, though.
wilson 28 Oct, 2018 @ 8:10pm 
If you keep them locked in, how do you collect "Taxes" without releasing them? Doors are also a nightmare with them closing and opening them constantly what am I missing?
Denderth 24 Jul, 2018 @ 2:12pm 
You have helped the Apeneer Empire to subjugate the universe :D
More slaves for my experiments, Heh heh.
Best part is that they fund my experiments, So thank you for this magnificent guide.
nephilimnexus 7 Jun, 2018 @ 5:32pm 
You are a terrible person. I like you! :D
warmainiac 28 Apr, 2018 @ 6:59am 
the thing i was thinking of was using the gardenbots to collect the pixels from the tennants and then put them into a chest thats linked to a storage network
Yeebis 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:55pm 
Beautiful.
froNg 29 Aug, 2017 @ 11:15am 
Despite my hundreds of friends, I still feel lonely and empty inside. Good thing that the people st