Let's be honest, we all know the struggle.
You wanna rp with your fresh new Xeno OC, but all you get are cheaters and E Grabbers.
But fear not, my fellow friend. This guide will help you.

Finding a suitable RP server:

1. Join a russian server. Preferably, empty. It's easier to take over the herd.
2. Wait for the cancer squad to join.
3. Aggressivly ensure that everyone knows this is rp server. No exceptions.
4. No kill or ban.
5. No E grab or ban.
6. Marine are friend, no food.
7. Say Hi or ban.
8. Never touch the rod.
9. Call out for mate and wait for perfect match. No wait...
10. Surprise your mate with a fidget spinner.
11. Whisper "xd" into their ear seductively.
12. Healing or ban.
13. Make sure you call anybody that kills you or presses WASD a "CHITIR" or just come up with your own made up "Hack". Don't let them ruin your seksee rp xd
14. chitir
15. Play some seksee M U S I C.