You see that scout in need? One hp? Yeah f**k him he's useless. Or that soldier who desperately needs an uber? Nah, he's being selfish. Spy? Just... No... Heavy? YES! Take a closer look. Got good weapons? Check. Got nice aim? Check. Got a gibus? Leave him to rot.
Now that you've suffered multiple close calls with vote kicks, it's time to start your journey of being the hugest as- I mean the most helpful guy on the team!

Scouts are the worst. They help and they distract your enemies, no one needs them! They're fast and can cap the intel! THEY'RE TRASH! Prove to them you suck by taking the chance to abuse them whenever possible, because scouts are trash. If a scout needs healing, raise up your medigun, aim it at him, and heal that spy behind him about to backstab him.

You are support. You are weak. But you cam show the enemies who's boss! By boss I mean boss at running away screaming "HELP MEEEEEEE". You have the second strongest melee in the game, but screw that. Or that slightly better version of sniper's smg? Nah don't use that. Prove to everyone that you ARE the biggest b**ch in the battleground by peeing yourself at the very sight of any enemy.

You've got everything down, but need one thing. Ah yes! Cosmetics! Here's a list of good medic cosmetics:
That ushanka.
The plague doctor mask.

See, look at that right variety of good hats!

So this has been my trash guide of medic. Do NOT do everything I said, because this guide is a joke and doing this just makes you a d0uche bag. Thanks for reading, bye!