Do YOU suffer from a complete lack of skill in video games?
Tired of having to worry about "Challenge" in your video game?
Want to pubstomp a bunch of braindead level 1 russians in a dead free to play?
Do you have no sense of Humility? Then this it the gun for you!
Then buy this gun! It takes absolutely no skill at all!
This gun isn't just a crutch for your complete lack of skill, it is a crutch you can use to prop up the crutch you use for your complete lack of skill!
It shoots faster than a submachine gun, hits twice as hard, doesn't make you go slower, and is as accurate a laser-rifle!


The game basically plays itself!

Not really feeling that? Well don't you worry! You can purchase the AK47 or M4 only for a few thousand more!

"And why would I buy THOSE guns?" You may ask.

Well, because they're all basically the same thing! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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