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Jesus Quintana (The Big Lebowski)
   
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Jesus Quintana (The Big Lebowski)

In 2 collections by Ignus
Music, Literature, Film, Videogames & Wrestling
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Description
Jesus Quintana was a minor villain in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski. According to Walter Sobchak, Jesus was a sex offender with a record. Walter stated that Jesus had spent six months at Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old child. Walter also said that Jesus had to go door to door to tell everyone he was "a pederast" upon moving to Hollywood.

Jesus spent a great deal of time at the bowling alley with Liam O'Brien, perfecting his bowling technique and rolling strikes on a regular basis. He was due to face off against Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski.

Having heard about Walter's propensity to solve issues at the bowling alley with firearms, Jesus made sure to let Walter know that he would not take any of that lying down. When the Dude replied with "Jesus," he replied that nobody messes with him.

Jesus was quite put off when the league rescheduled their match to accommodate Walter's religious need to have Saturday off, and then stormed off.

Jesus has 3 outfits:
- Jacket w/t-shirt and purple outfit
- T-shirt and purple outfit
- T-shirt and teal outfit
7 Comments
Ignus  [author] 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:21pm 
I used it, but I'm not sure why it tends to go back to the default themes... glad you like it!
"Dirty D" RiC David 16 Nov, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
Oh man, his entrance music has to be the Gypsy Kings version of Hotel California! I've been waiting 8 years for this.
DASHIUS REX 29 Oct, 2017 @ 6:46pm 
This creep can roll
Ignus  [author] 5 Sep, 2017 @ 12:00am 
Jesus!
Dracula Strikes 4 Sep, 2017 @ 10:14pm 
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Ignus  [author] 22 Aug, 2017 @ 9:39am 
You said it, man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
darthramious 22 Aug, 2017 @ 9:18am 
I try to book him in matches, but no one f***s with the Jesus.