Atlas Reactor

Atlas Reactor

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Atlas Reactor drinking game
By Lee Everett
The broken matchmaker not enough fun for you? Here are some ways to make it more fun!
   
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Take half a shot when
  • The Firepower is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥/self-centered prick
  • The tank is off 1v3ing
  • The support has less healing done than the tank
  • The enemy team has more level 20s than you (Half a shot per level 20)
  • The enemy team has more tournament players/winners than you (Half a shot for every professional player)
  • Your team has more Default Skin/Default Banner players (Half a shot for every noob you have)
  • Someone is wearing an edgy skin
  • Someone's wearing a skin that they bought with real money (Premium Skin)
  • Someone's lagging
Take a shot if
  • The idiot Firepower is playing Tol-Ren, Kaigin, Nix, or Zuki (Half a shot if it's Lockwood or Nev)
  • You spam the "Danger!" ping on someone to try to stop them from running head-first into the entire enemy team but they don't listen
  • You spam ping the "Enemy" ping so that your team focuses a target, but they don't listen
  • The guy with the edgy skin is feeding
  • People don't check dashes
  • People think the enemy has a dash when they really don't
  • Overkilling with ultimates
  • Taunt spam
  • GG Boost spam at the end of the game
  • You have a toxic player
Take two shots if
  • You have a toxic Nev or Aurora (It's always Nev or Aurora for some reason)
  • The feeder is blaming the support for their deaths (If the support is feeding they're likely to blame the tanks)
  • Someone adds you as a friend "for da xp boozt! <3 <3 <3"
  • You have someone who can't speak your native language on your team (two shots per foreigner)
  • You get on a team with 3 or more people playing the same role
  • GG Boost spam in-game
  • Rampart has the most deaths out of anyone
  • Helio thinks he's a Frontliner.
  • The player who "knows what they're doing" is complete garbage.
Chug a can if
  • Someone asks to report someone
  • Someone ragequits
  • The support doesn't want to heal people for whatever reason
  • The support gets Exemplar
  • The Firepower who's been pumping trash damage into the Tank all game gets Exemplar/Devestator
  • The support steals Vanguard from the tank
  • The tank steal Cornerstone from the support
Will add more as I get more salty
13 Comments
Occi 23 Sep, 2019 @ 2:31pm 
I remember drinking so much w a t e r I took a 45 second pee break
dimastiy90 5 Dec, 2018 @ 5:19am 
Considering that english, i inderstood everything and that was quite fun...
See you in a battle!:fphat:
MakeRussiathegreatagain
Eeth 31 Oct, 2018 @ 10:19pm 
you guys need to get your "drink" "shot" "chug" lingo down much better before you wind up killing someone with your games :steammocking:
-Vacamarela- 22 Sep, 2018 @ 11:09pm 
Cheers!!!
TAKE YOUR PILLS 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:55pm 
well by your first match youre gonna be dead
Zealot 1 Jun, 2018 @ 5:53pm 
Literally dying right now, lol. This was gold.
WWI Chamberlain 6 Oct, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
Considering english is not my native language, I think I'll pass.
Robotomy101 3 Sep, 2017 @ 8:51am 
nothing wrong spamming ggs though
Euphytose 2 Sep, 2017 @ 11:00am 
Well, at the end of the game if you don't spam you may not have time to spend all 3.
Lee Everett  [author] 2 Sep, 2017 @ 9:03am 
Nothing. Just saying they're always spammed like hell.