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How to be a Crusader
By aaaaaaaa and 2 collaborators
THIS GUIDE WAS MADE BY JESUS AND HIS TWO ANT-HERETIC FRIENDS TO HELP THE TODDY LIGHT AND CONQUEST JERUSALEM.
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English
Posted
11 Dec, 2017 @ 10:37am
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Guide Index
Overview
Starting the Journey 
Get your gear! 
Going to Jerusalem 
How to use a sword 
KILL THEM ALL 
Finishing 
Comments
Starting the Journey
To be a crusader u need to be a old man that plays crossword in the metro.


Get your gear!
Take ur sword and ur crucifix and let´s take Jerusalem.
Going to Jerusalem
To go to Jerusalem u need to buy a passage to Jerusalem, if u cant buy it u can go walking.
How to use a sword
A sword is one of the most powerfull guns in the world, u can learn it easily. You can use it to cut meat, kill heretics, kill jews, kill muslims and cut little girls. You can buy THIS SWORD FOR JUST 99.99$, CALLING NOW U WIN A DIAMOND SHIELD.
KILL THEM ALL
One of the last steps is kill the heretics!!! So... what are u waiting for???? GO
Finishing
Celebrate my friend! The heretics are dead!!!
37 Comments
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Darkm 27 Feb, 2019 @ 10:32am 
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grão vizir 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:54am 
DEUS VULT
aaaaaaaa  [author] 2 Jan, 2018 @ 11:10am 
DEUS VULT
grão vizir 2 Jan, 2018 @ 10:50am 
nossa agora estou pronto para me tornar um guerreiro de uma boa e velha cruzada,MORTE A OS INFIEIS
aaaaaaaa  [author] 16 Dec, 2017 @ 1:02pm 
yes, it make me feel excited
Talking Weasel 16 Dec, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
true i guess but this really get's you in the mood to take jerusalem
Dawud Sandstorm 16 Dec, 2017 @ 9:24am 
what the fuck.
aaaaaaaa  [author] 16 Dec, 2017 @ 4:47am 
no, a real crusader just need cristian rock and the urss anthem
Talking Weasel 15 Dec, 2017 @ 3:42pm 
you forgot you have to lisin to this https://youtu.be/7U9lVjZg-Kg
aaaaaaaa  [author] 15 Dec, 2017 @ 2:42pm 
Expired cheese, u cant understand my art, u cant read it