Half-Life: C.A.G.E.D.

Half-Life: C.A.G.E.D.

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Achievements Guide
By Starscre4M
Guide to unlock all achievements and play the bonus map!
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CARSON'S HIDEOUT
In chapter one, after the flooding section, climb up the ladder and enter the vent. After exiting it, look under the pipe and get in the sewer vent to find the Carson's Hideout.

GHETTO BLASTER BLASTER
To get this achievement you need to destroy all four radios in the game. Pretty much all radios are easy to find and play a loud music.

In chapter 2 you can easily find two radios.
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At the end of the chapter you find another radio in room with two soldiers next to two soda machines.


The last radio is in chapter 3 and is probably the only radio that you could miss. In the North Entrance there is a vent entrance on the floor. Get inside to find the last radio in a corridor.
REFRESHMENT RUSTLER
In the same room where you find the third radio there is one working soda machine, break it to get this achievement.

FLATLINE FIASCO
In chapter 2 go to the Infirmary where you can get a crossbow. In the same room you are gonna find a scientist on bed, hit him until you kill him to get the Flatline Fiasco achievement.

BANANA BANDIT
In chapter 2 you are gonna find some prision cells, in of them there is a scientist and a banana.

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To get this achievement you need to shoot the "ELECTRONIC CELL DOOR CONTROL" to open the door and steal the banana. (Just walk over it and recover some health)

NUCLEAR SUNRISE
To get this achievement you just need to escape and appreciate the Nuclear Sunrise. 😎

DOUBLE SCRET ACHIEVEMENT: V.A.T.S. / ARTIFICIAL AFFECTION
Right after you find the weapon locker and the second radio in chapter 2, a soldier will open a door, get in and kill all the soldiers, then look up behind you. You are gonna see a vent.

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On the right there is a box, push it close to the wall, so you can jump on the electric boxes and reach the vent.
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Inside the vent go to the left, you are gonna be in a elevator shaft, use the ladder on the left to climb down and get in another vent on the floor below.
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Now you can finally get in the Systems Control Room:
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Find the V.A.T.S Manual and open the website: http://ipcscorp.com/
Scroll down and click on the V.A.T.S. OPERATOR MANUAL[ipcscorp.com]
In the manual you are gonna find three test codes:


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Enter and listen the three messages in the V.A.T.S. machine.

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The machine is gonna like you, so have a good time with it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After making some love with it, get back to the vent, the machine is gonna get angry, get back to the room and it's gonna destroy itself, unlocking the double secret achievement.

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After unlocking all achievements it's gonna give you access to a bonus epilogue map. Enjoy.
40 Comments
tipi 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01pm 
You are the best.
tubaman9784 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:27pm 
I managed to get all achimevents, including the secret one, thanks to this guide! Thanks for writing this! I had alot of fun playing this game :)
Cosmic🏳️‍🌈Jester 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am 
i have arrived :Tie::sotfood::p03::retroVHS:
AnteX 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04pm 
just noticed the love macine in the window during bonus epilogue after getting the last achievment
Ikagura 11 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm 
Thanks for the guide in case the site used for the VATS would get shut down.
ivancharlesgoyena 30 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am 
i just made love to a robot
✯ El Juancho 17 Jun, 2021 @ 4:45pm 
Jesus the last secret... i would not find it withouth this guide lol
VRG 15 May, 2021 @ 12:21am 
Worth it.




...or was it?
big one 9 May, 2021 @ 9:44am 
you get to do the court minigame epilogue, the double secret achievement is optional but if you do it you will see the machine in the jury during court
happy 10 Feb, 2021 @ 12:56pm 
Is there any point in doing all this?