Damn virgins

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Damn Virgins - Achievement guide
By Steve
A spoiler-free guide to getting those pesky achievements...
   
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Storyline Achievements
(In chronological order)

Have you tried turning it off and on again...
Overload a computer by playing a game
Activate the fishtank sensors and win the cup game a few times

Thug life
Turn on the TV
Find the remote, then find some batteries for it

Cold fish
Freeze your fishy friend
Cut a hole in the freezer and do some plumbing

Home improvement
Build a hot air balloon
Use the switch in the basement to inflate a duck after completing Igorina's storyline

Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Sedate the cavern's guardian
Find something potent enough to put a dog to sleep

I believe I can fly
Drop a guy into a hole
Cross a bridge and throw your "lever" before the troll reaches you

An insult to my ancestors
Rebuild a skeleton creatively
After you break some bones, put them all back together

I have no idea what I'm doing
Tie random stuff to a rope
You might look for some kind of hook and some kind of handle
Optional Achievements
(In order of convenience)

Watch your back
Reach for the item you should never drop in prison
Try to use the soap

Farting spree
Give your roommate something gassy
Feed a can of beans to Igor

Cannibal Holocaust
Give your roommate "the meat of his own species"
Feed a can of tuna to Igor

Sweet Armageddon
Create a chemical reaction
Combine mints and soda ASAP

Clowned
Lose drastically to a clown
Don't touch the keyboard for a round against clown-bot (0%)

Clowntastic
Excel at the sport of clowning around
Beat a clown-bot at its own game (100%)

Stalker
"Observe" the locker rooms
Find some money under a book and head to the roof...
10 Comments
pelicuego  [developer] 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:37am 
For Clowntastic you have to beat the clown. Inside Hugo's room there is a clown with a box, click on its handle and use it. At the begining this was a mandatory puzzle to open the box, otherwise you could not continue, but there were some users with slow computers that had problems with it so I removed this restriction. If you enjoyed the game please leave a review!
Steve  [author] 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:50pm 
@lylat; If I recall correctly, it's in one of the bedrooms in the house. Not the one with the fish?
lylat 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:27pm 
Where can I get Clown Achievements? I'm kinda lost.
pelicuego  [developer] 21 Nov, 2017 @ 12:43pm 
Oh, sorry to hear that! In order to unlock this achievement you need to Combine the anchor you get from the island with the rope you get inside the cave. Once you have this, combine the anchor-rope with the Donut. You have to do it in this order as I am seeing there is a bug in the code. You probably combined donut with rope and combining donut-rope with anchor does not unlock the achievement. Sorry for that! :steamfacepalm:
Sum2k3 21 Nov, 2017 @ 12:02pm 
I completed the game 3 times now, both ways. Doesn't matter what I do, the achievment won't unlock. :(
Steve  [author] 21 Nov, 2017 @ 11:52am 
Ah. Big, heavy, hook-shaped, sinks under water, I remember what it was now. ;)
Steve  [author] 21 Nov, 2017 @ 11:51am 
@Sum2k3 If I recall correctly, the handle was actually some kind of donut. I forget exactly what the hook was but it's what you use to drain the pool, so it's gotta be big enough to do that.
Sum2k3 21 Nov, 2017 @ 11:44am 
I can't get the last Storyline Achievment (I have no idea what I'm doing). Can you give me another hint?
pelicuego  [developer] 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:13am 
Thanks for your contribution!! I hope you enjoyed playing the game.
Steve  [author] 1 Oct, 2017 @ 5:14pm 
If you're having trouble with "Clowntastic", try counting along to the punches as you dodge them. A good keyboard also helps. I was able to 100% the first five sections pretty consistently on my laptop, but I had to use my desktop PC to get the achievement, and even then, I could only dodge the sixth bout while counting the punches.