"#32 +(1587)- [X]<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.

<Spidey> they do, goemon

<Goemon> damn.

<Goemon> my mom must have dropped

<Goemon> me
#1377 +(443)- [X]<TheFlux2k> i just teleport everywhere

<TheFlux2k> walking is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#1569 +(1147)- [X]<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft.
#1848 +(227)- [X]<kisama_> that's why i like anime

<Guilty> Maybe

<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd

<kisama_> not like this ♥♥♥♥ from the u.s. like power rangers

<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers

<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer

          edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school

          super megatronic edition
#1940 +(508)- [X]<Digested> hi krayons

<krayons> bleh

<al-x> heh

<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#2778 +(697)- [X]<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
#4472 +(921)- [X]<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.

<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle.
#4913 +(261)- [X]<Conjure> closed minded idiots

<Conjure> playing with feces owns
#6205 +(208)- [X]<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well

          knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
#6545 +(251)- [X]<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me

<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!

<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
#8236 +(985)- [X]<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at my college

<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Folken> So you kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with rocks?

<Reaver_Reload> Yes.

<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
#9928 +(351)- [X]<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
#16081 +(368)- [X]<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY

<Stickman_Retard> lol

<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
#16698 +(580)- [X]*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature)
#20156 +(230)- [X]<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is ~70 days.

<plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.

<plaz`> This irks me.
#22605 +(192)- [X]<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place.
#24749 +(36)- [X]<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting errors
#36186 +(-22)- [X]<dranyam> Okay, my quote on bash.org is not mine
#40497 +(239)- [X]<TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine or 2 700 watt ♥♥♥ machines.

<Ouroboros> Whoa.

<Ouroboros> ♥♥♥ machines?

<Ouroboros> What do those do?

<TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the door
#40517 +(192)- [X]<PureCaneSugar> was watching docmentry on TLC late nite.

<PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that.

<dan> what??

<PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one end...

<dan> o ya...

<dan> i remember sheepskin condoms

<dan> it's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a sheep up the ass and a chick at the same time
#43742 +(85)- [X][Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)

[V-raggy] my condom ue'd

[V-raggy] :[
#44733 +(160)- [X](@Hanky) does anyone in here no if Tupac Shakur still has a web site?

(@DCx3) yer he updates it regulary
#45440 +(58)- [X]<rioter> cd location of file

<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm

<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

<_Larez-> didint worked

<rioter> ...

<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name

<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
#47220 +(899)- [X]<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
#49201 +(-112)- [X]<SiNN3R> %%  %%%%%%

<SiNN3R> %%  %%

<SiNN3R> %%%%%%%%%%

<SiNN3R>     %%  %%

<SiNN3R> %%%%%%  %%

<Triffix> heh, that's nice.

<noss> how cute.

<noss> now my mind is all converted and i feel that jews should gassed to death.
#49642 +(538)- [X]<@LazyMan13> [¥] Lag: 1.048 seconds [¥] Project Infusion v0.0.3 [¥]

* @LazyMan13 gives up

* +Knights slides his ♥♥♥♥ out of Lazy's connection and zips his pants...

<@LazyMan13> [¥] Lag: 0.102 seconds [¥] Project Infusion v0.0.3 [¥]

<@LazyMan13> .....

<@LazyMan13> damn you Knights
#51990 +(129)- [X]< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh

< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?

<+insight> damn

<+Moak> it's ♥♥♥♥ in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version
#56485 +(587)- [X]<drlion> what size t-shirt fits me?

<drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy

<drlion> medium? large?

<moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of drawers"

<drlion> damn it

<drlion> i would never have thought of that

<drlion> thanks
#62749 +(274)- [X]<MishimaYukio> Ya know, there's a thing called a "blooper", which is where you get a blowjob while you're taking a ♥♥♥♥.

<fluffy> ....

<Massive_Potato> ...what the hell

<MishimaYukio>  Well, I mention it because, well, if God didn't want us to be burdened by erections on the pot, he wouldn't have invented bloopers.

<fluffy> thats the most disgusting thing ive heard in years

<DoctorRiff> i will never feel the same way about the "tv's funniest bloopers" show, you've ruined my life MishimaYukio
#63048 +(3237)- [X]<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...
#70300 +(72)- [X]<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?

<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
#75222 +(149)- [X]<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before?

<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
#82128 +(223)- [X]<@Beebop> You know you're really addicted to CS when you stop masturbate cuz you think your neighbor has a wallhack
#105344 +(409)- [X]PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...

RFizzyWig: what

PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa

RFizzyWig: hahaha
#107128 +(138)- [X](Mountain): i'am the mountain where u all ppl fight and fight to climb on me

(AndyDev): breasts?
#121270 +(586)- [X]<aeonite> if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer

<asshat> yeah I know!

<kmad> haw

<BChikapa> I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG
#123115 +(11)- [X]<[-OsL-][Chibi]> hey eyesore

<[-OsL-][Chibi]> ur fav ♥♥♥♥♥ is here :)

<eyesore> no he's not, he's out in the field. all i see is you, you dirty tar baby
#128511 +(228)- [X]<Lethalmartini> i always worry im too pale but then i think of british people and i cheer up

<Pandilex> I don't understand the facination with lying under the sun burning yourself

<Lethalmartini> neither do i, but anything to increase the odds of having sex

<Pandilex> spray-on-tan

<Pandilex> failing that, money and power
#237410 +(2628)- [X]<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox

<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!

<Aviat"