"#418 +(201)- [X]<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
#795 +(283)- [X]<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks ♥♥♥♥ to me.
#3301 +(-1)- [X]<acetonic> are you a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

<O-Dogg> ♥♥♥♥ you

<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"

<O-Dogg> ♥♥♥♥ you
#3389 +(480)- [X]<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc?

<Ad0> my gf wants to see it

<Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants

<Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
#6737 +(45)- [X]<dav^> uncola: man im in big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trouble

<dav^> uncola: help

<uncola> dav^: what did you do?

<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass

<dav^> and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at the log, bastards

<uncola> haha
#7384 +(141)- [X]<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive

<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2

<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
#7569 +(47)- [X]<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
#8923 +(370)- [X]<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.

* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#10445 +(445)- [X]<Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see? when those spelling bee contests come on tv, and the announcer gives a kid a really hard word to spell...and at that exact moment a guy in the back screams "HOLY ♥♥♥♥!"
#11068 +(276)- [X]<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it.

<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds...

<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...
#11418 +(192)- [X]<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
#17297 +(370)- [X]<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car

<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?

<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?

<Roppongi> finger paint

<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint

<NT5> lol

<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good

<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba

<Enhanced> well ♥♥♥♥ i dont know anything about paint

<Enhanced> except finger paint

<NT5> we gonna paint us a car
#18137 +(167)- [X]<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister

<MofieJoe> he should think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her
#23453 +(167)- [X]<cia> sometimes being a man is having to say you like michael jackson songs.
#34099 +(268)- [X]<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol.

<WoodenPlank> hes good angry music

<WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep more than anyone else on the planet

<WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic
#34265 +(-1)- [X]<Annieland> i have beautiful skin

<Annieland> some people are just jealous

<rajn> no you don't

<rajn> you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly

<Annieland> i do too

<Annieland> ♥♥♥♥ you

<Annieland> i'm beautiful

<rajn> ♥♥♥♥ you

<rajn> get hepatitis
#34440 +(622)- [X]‹doc-› H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo

‹vect0r› hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?

‹vect0r› I MUST GET!

‹vect0r› does it suck as much as their computers do?

<vect0r› because that would be a kick ass vacuum
#36541 +(45)- [X]<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.

<bool> DiamonDie, why not?

<DiamonDie> because they can't!

<bool> they did!

<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben

<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?

<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
#37221 +(770)- [X]<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?
#39702 +(170)- [X]* PuffinFreshWog munches on the contents of a huge viagra bottle

<PuffinFreshWog> guess what

<HyperHorse> what?

<PuffinFreshWog> i'm not typing with my hands right now

<HyperHorse> whatwhatwhatwhat?

<PuffinFreshWog> :o)

<PuffinFreshWog> you don't want to know how i hold down shift
#39734 +(190)- [X]<frafra> Eny Hackers here? this is 100% important i really need to talk to an proffesionel Hacker...

<frafra> police took me for i-net harrassment costed me 600 euro, i need to get thoose people's pc hacked.. destroyed ( the one that told police ofcuz )

<frafra> You're All underarest i got your Host , I'm from FBI federal police department
#39996 +(152)- [X]<eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard
#44213 +(712)- [X]* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way?

<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.

<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?
#45383 +(619)- [X]* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)
#45545 +(266)- [X]<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called

<Assgoblin> ...flash.
#49647 +(157)- [X]DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
#52896 +(374)- [X]Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental

Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.

XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
#55924 +(590)- [X]* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail

<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"

<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said
#58098 +(379)- [X]<Kersus> we have to exchange presents at work. we had a $20 limit. So naturally

  I bought 20 dollars worth of kool-aid
#71773 +(234)- [X]<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime

<tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman

<tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all

<tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference
#72894 +(18)- [X]<rastakid> Geez .. I really should stop with computers. I wrote a valentine card, and signed it with "H4ppy V4l3nt1n3" ..
#74846 +(13)- [X]<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done

<setzer> i was fapping

<setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel

<Miroku> loser

<Miroku> were u in the kitchen

<setzer> no

<setzer> i ran to the kitchen

<setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock

<setzer> i had already finished

<setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel

<Miroku> dunt tell anyone

<Miroku> and see what happens

<setzer> im not going to
#81378 +(295)- [X]<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album

<CoRDS> are you about to break?

<Gwuffy> nope

<Gwuffy> but im one step closer

<CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person

<devkev> he needs a little room to breathe
#84373 +(271)- [X]<slippy> wtf is this ♥♥♥♥ on bbc1

<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?

<slippy> don't fight with the americans?

<slippy> hrhrhr

<doggie^> hahah

<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue

<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up

<slippy> lol

<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks

<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"

<doggie^> hahaha
#88627 +(839)- [X]( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
#103486 +(416)- [X]<_3Apophis> how i'm i stupid?
#106427 +(23)- [X]<NiceGuyEddie> ""