"#821 +(389)- [X]<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what should I do?
#1917 +(61)- [X]<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space ♥♥♥♥ and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking

<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.

<peng> yes

<peng> the government makes up an airplane

<peng> with a passenger list and all

<peng> to coincide with the WTC

<kisama> then ♥♥♥♥ cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass

<peng> this ♥♥♥♥ goes deep man

<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."

<kisama> "have a teddy bear"

<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
#2328 +(1034)- [X]<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith
#2566 +(203)- [X]<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes

<timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE
#4424 +(543)- [X]<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements
#4710 +(106)- [X]<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way

<OneiWilly> cool!

<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!
#7160 +(364)- [X]<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on

<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
#7178 +(820)- [X]<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know

<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
#7831 +(391)- [X]<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III

chips are going to get in the next few weeks?

<TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles.  :)

<Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought!  Massively parallel floor tiles -

a kitchen floor you can count on!
#8425 +(228)- [X]<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives
#8569 +(105)- [X]<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?
#9264 +(8)- [X][02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]

[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
#10828 +(239)- [X]<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...

<ddrfreak> really?

<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...

<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
#12127 +(161)- [X]<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)

<SourMilkisBad> scan it!

<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
#13969 +(530)- [X]<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!
#16371 +(318)- [X]*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)

<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree
#16575 +(486)- [X]<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go ♥♥♥♥ a turkey?"

<AshPlississkin> no

<oreth> yeah.   me neither.
#23347 +(299)- [X]*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')

<rhythm> what the ♥♥♥♥

<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#26803 +(624)- [X]<irq> so i was spanking-the-monkey for all it was worth and just about to ♥♥♥

<irq> when my dad bangs on the door

<irq> i say "i'm comming"

<irq> and my dad says "that wont help you open the door"

<irq> now i am going to need theorpy for life!
#28079 +(147)- [X]<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct?

<Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted

<PS_GAMER> Thanks.
#28214 +(274)- [X]<krisi> anyone from ireland?

<Tbodd> no, we're all sober
#33747 +(99)- [X]<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry

<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
#33987 +(271)- [X]e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv

e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
#37130 +(721)- [X]striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out

striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back

striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing?

striker gossips: it didn't really die.

ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.
#45109 +(206)- [X]<_overkill> how do you eat high protein

<EnchWORK> bukkake
#46672 +(687)- [X]<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter

<@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter"

<@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type

<@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as peanut butter

<@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound"

<@X-G> like, a koan?

<@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter?

<@elver> a koan?

<@X-G> yah, koan.

<@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening.

<@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess

<@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on
#54451 +(725)- [X]<kfc-ginzberg> dude

<kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy

<kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my ♥♥♥♥? Alex"
#54519 +(172)- [X](shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you.

(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"

(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling

(@Arrow) territorial

(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
#59749 +(182)- [X]<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.

<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
#62036 +(215)- [X]<MosH> The girl was a slut.

<MrSelfDestruct^v26> loose as a goose eh

<MosH> yeah I had to strap a 2 by 4 to my ass

<MosH> so I didnt fall in that ♥♥♥♥
#71773 +(234)- [X]<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime

<tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman

<tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all

<tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference
#79794 +(1206)- [X]<molo> C:>ping god

<molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again.

<molo> it's true, god doesn't exist

<mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems
#120413 +(326)- [X]<Calaveron> I'm so sick and tired of gay people on message boards adding to their signatures

<Calaveron> "PROUD TO BE GAY"

<Calaveron> And fruity colors

<Calaveron> I mean

<Calaveron> WTF?

<Calaveron> Fine, you can be gay, I don't care

<mog> i love peer

<mog> it pwned cass good

<Calaveron> Don't be flaunting it, then it's annoying and you get all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when someone complains and thinks he's a homophobe

* mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB - Length: 3mins 2secs

<Calaveron> I'm straight

<Calaveron> I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures

<Calaveron> "PROUD TO NOT SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥"

<mog> lol

* cass has joined #herpes

* ChanServ sets mode: +o cass

<mog> ♥♥♥♥

<mog> spoke too soon

<draik]> wb

<Calaveron> pirate flags with boob"