"#204 +(866)- [X](|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!

(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#958 +(1088)- [X](heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
#1750 +(854)- [X]~ Deft I suck ♥♥♥♥! msg me for price list

(Deft) uhm ignore that
#2016 +(674)- [X](pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
#2379 +(52)- [X](rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection

(rageboy) and im in windows right now
#3610 +(269)- [X]<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP

<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#4723 +(56)- [X]<+DCBastard> just a jpg

<@m00cow> what of ?

<+DCBastard> apache ah-64

<@m00cow> i've got an apache

<@m00cow> webserver that is
#7496 +(366)- [X]<Aura> oh my god

<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials

<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy

<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails

<Aura> going into a diaper

<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
#7523 +(41)- [X]<orbZ> the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ taliban took our only good search engine
#8825 +(208)- [X]*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.

*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs

*necroid* you should just start smoking

*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse
#9575 +(292)- [X]<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(

<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
#10958 +(9128)- [X](morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?

(alec_eso): 1, morganj

(morganj): bastard.
#25483 +(544)- [X]<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked

<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
#29657 +(697)- [X]<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass

<AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.
#33783 +(308)- [X]<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere

<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand

<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#37017 +(391)- [X]<burrito> lol ya

<burrito> who the hell is burrito?

<burrito> oh ♥♥♥♥

<burrito> nm

<veet|z0r> LOL

<BBQ_69> fool

<veet|z0r> You suck :D
#44977 +(365)- [X]<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing

<LARZ_GOD_ME> which one

<darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"
#48164 +(1699)- [X]<Hat> Someone explain this to me.

<Hat> On an 80 minute CD

<Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music

<Lobot> That's 75 minutes.

<Hat> .....

<Hat> oh.  right.

<Hat> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.
#48604 +(91)- [X]<Chubbzilla> omg

<Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn

<HKR|VC> !

<Chubbzilla> what the ♥♥♥♥ is the world coming too

<Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ

<Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek

<Chubbzilla> first one ever

<Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour ago

<Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn

* HKR|VC downloads
#49425 +(6)- [X]*** Now talking in #athlon

*** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I  thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?'

*** Set by Richter!~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20

<Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent

<Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
#50615 +(160)- [X]<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL

<Jig|werk> prosthetic hand?

<derobrash> heh

<derobrash> lol

<Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.
#56856 +(197)- [X]<pann> my brother was working on site and they were waiting for a ♥♥♥ cable delivery dude to drop off some cable, anyways

          he was 20 minutes late and my brothers boss goes to him 'its about time you rice eating mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥' and the

          ♥♥♥ guy comes running past 'hey ♥♥♥♥ you round eye!'
#57753 +(227)- [X]< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.
#59623 +(-4)- [X]<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod?

<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod?

<J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game
#63068 +(1)- [X]<AlSkapone> It sounds like someone has sand in their Vagina.
#64184 +(104)- [X]<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/

<Rake> lol thats just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :P
#70054 +(303)- [X](@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter"

(@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful?
#82136 +(142)- [X]<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?
#88745 +(317)- [X]<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
#89082 +(1007)- [X]<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
#100470 +(757)- [X]<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?

<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
#102180 +(301)- [X]<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can
#107068 +(875)- [X]<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home

<toe2toe> im just trying to picture that

<toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.."

<toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"
#177709 +(101)- [X]<Whilly-D> break a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in most cars and its a good 2k

<gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good 4 years
#186807 +(926)- [X]<Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to ourselves :-p

<Alain> yup, just you and me :-)

* Comatosis gets naked

<Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her to think i chat with perverts

* Comatosis put his clothes back on

<Comatosis> sorry
#225813 +(318)- [X]< mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again

< mf> you're too damn serious for the internet

< mf> go read bash.org or something

< mf> ;D

< floris> haha

<+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org

<+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the internet is beyond me.

< mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question
#243706 +(794)- [X]MelancholicKiss: say something profound

MaximumTool007: Old people should be put down at birth.

MelancholicKiss: why do i even bother
#311375 +(2468)- [X]<DigDug> ....

<ogw-iii> ...

<Denshuu> ..

<silicon> all excellent points
#387433 +(581)- [X]<OppeSnopp> anyone know how to clear the history out of explorer's damned "textbox memory"? (dont

            wont my wife to get 'black monseter ♥♥♥♥♥' when she's going to do a google that starts          

            with the letter b)
#393623 +(23)- [X]<[foreel]Torisutamu> Warning!

<[foreel]LagginTimes> Warning: The following commercial may not be suited for young children.

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