"#609 +(116)- [X]n e r d b 5: DUDE

n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me
#686 +(789)- [X]<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"

        to "In Goats We Thrust"
#761 +(885)- [X]<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open

<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#1654 +(347)- [X]Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass

<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya 

<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...
#2116 +(65)- [X]<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#2472 +(525)- [X]<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#3041 +(238)- [X]<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top
#3939 +(361)- [X]<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...

<Nyphur> ... o_0
#7839 +(155)- [X]<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
#8008 +(53)- [X]<space> got any good tunes to spare?

<ToRMeNTeD> tons

<ToRMeNTeD> what kind

<space> whatever

<space> im easy

<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now

<space> lol ♥♥♥♥ i got no speakers yet brb

<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas

<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you

<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass

<ToRMeNTeD> classic

<space> heheh lame award

<space> im like that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sent me blank tracks
#9128 +(318)- [X](Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question

(Smoke): what question
#9370 +(1791)- [X]<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.

<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.

<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know.

<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.

<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
#11627 +(259)- [X]<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS ♥♥♥♥

<Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.

<Temujin> Does he?

<Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.

<Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in.

<Trucci> violent mom!

<Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.

<Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.

<Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim
#14061 +(236)- [X]|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff

|bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits

|bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself

|bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention
#14619 +(227)- [X](@Kensey): what's a cack

(@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS

(@Kensey): cool i have a cack
#15920 +(1643)- [X]<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your ♥♥♥♥

<@BigJesus> sand paper

<+royceda59> lol

<+kmad> ♥♥♥♥ you, not fallign for that again
#16464 +(162)- [X]* C|sur hates being a genius.

<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.
#22017 +(71)- [X]<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs

<LordOphidian> the circle of life

<cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create their own gravity

<RedVoop> The circle of boob.  It consumes us all.  As we find our hate...  on the nip all-dribbling...  o/~

<Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana in this conversation

<LordOphidian> yes we have

<Selby> I am at peace
#22204 +(155)- [X]* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever.
#27406 +(218)- [X]* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school

<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school
#27481 +(34)- [X]<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once

<freeweed> it really ♥♥♥♥♥ things up
#32532 +(125)- [X]<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up

<[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape

<ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too

<[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time?

<[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible.

<ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head

<[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what if you hit a bump or something?

<hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you

<hoe4damoney> its safer

<ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"
#33675 +(346)- [X]* Tony has joined #hate

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<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?

<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?

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#33795 +(186)- [X]<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P

<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
#33828 +(-97)- [X]<illz> i eat pieces of ♥♥♥♥ lik eyou for breakfast

<endfro> you eat pieces of ♥♥♥♥ for breakfast

<jstepka-w> yuk
#36541 +(45)- [X]<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.

<bool> DiamonDie, why not?

<DiamonDie> because they can't!

<bool> they did!

<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben

<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?

<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
#40187 +(451)- [X]<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come out of the closet...
#43944 +(358)- [X]*** Now talking in #dapcentral

<Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex?

<janx> yes. quite the conundrum

<Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.
#46792 +(186)- [X]<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you
#47776 +(309)- [X]<Sevastra> nasýlsýn?

<RadioheaD> iyiyim sen

<Sevastra> <-- Ýstanbul

<RadioheaD> oðlum türkmüsün deðil misin

<BLiZZ> <-- Wýll kýck your arse ýf you don't shut up
#48698 +(443)- [X]<cbf> oh that reminds me, I might've given your number out in a irc channel last night

<Mr_E> are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious?

<Mr_E> if you're the reason some ♥♥♥♥ called me at 4 in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morning I'ma throw bricks through your window
#53487 +(168)- [X]<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?

<JanusLexington> with friend browsing?

<JanusLexington> worst

<JanusLexington> invention

<JanusLexington> EVAR

<Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends

<JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...

<Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"

<Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"
#53567 +(125)- [X][+   oracel] my exam went well =)

[@   zipper] My job searching didn't.

[@   zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop search wednesday. :o

[@   zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player
#54239 +(448)- [X]<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their parents/friends out
#56151 +(379)- [X]<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed

<mike> i must have missed the part where"