"#1464 +(306)- [X]<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?

<HomerJ> 80k+

<HomerJ> I just want some porn
#3316 +(301)- [X]<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html

<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^

<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers

<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."
#3621 +(292)- [X]<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion

<noj> no it isn't

<noj> you puss

<djcrom> ok let me rephrase

<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
#6775 +(696)- [X]<RadiX> I had a thought

<Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.

<RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.
#6918 +(253)- [X]<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts

<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
#8434 +(181)- [X]<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...

<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"
#8466 +(177)- [X]<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}
#8685 +(179)- [X]<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out
#16177 +(138)- [X]<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Geek" dating service

* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector)
#16568 +(31)- [X]<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
#20973 +(682)- [X]<Fredo> wanna see something cool?

<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat
#23356 +(264)- [X]*** tanner has joined #support

<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?

<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to

<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away

<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com

<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that

<tanner> then what

<tanner> do i type in dildo shop

<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window

* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today

<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman

<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh

<tanner> i am

<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here

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#23427 +(787)- [X](Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#25357 +(995)- [X]<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk

<Talwin> I'm like "Get down there ♥♥♥♥♥"

<Talwin> And its all "!! k"

<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing

<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.
#28175 +(261)- [X]<clay> my car is immobile

<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing

<clay> i can push it around
#37792 +(-42)- [X]<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection

<Kisa> Arrrg wait.

<Kisa> koj ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and ftp server.

<Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up? :)

* Kisa smiles

<kisa> *an
#39132 +(217)- [X]<sac|metal|werk> anyway, star wars is real and star trek is some made up bs
#44640 +(7)- [X]<cappicard> whew... got that splinter out.

<VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard?

<Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden dildo

<VicViper> hehe

<Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not ramming it in his ass

<Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of his ass
#49235 +(267)- [X]<My`Albanian`Ass> ♥♥♥♥!!!! MY MUM BUSTED ME LOOKING AT THE GOATSE GUY!

<CoMPLeX> and u were looking at it becoz....

<My`Albanian`Ass> leave me alone, my mum's looking at me funny, brb talking.
#50482 +(157)- [X]<yegz> styric : pick one question

<yegz> and ask

<styric> which question
#52083 +(100)- [X]*** Joins: Currawon1 (~currawong@GizNet-43538.b.006.syd.iprimus.net.au)

*** Quits: Currawong (~currawong@210.50.98.GizNet-34072) (Client exited)

<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel
#52449 +(220)- [X]<pyre> I need to download more hardware
#53978 +(191)- [X]<Amish> women are psychotic

<Amish> cats are great pets for them though

<Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them?

<Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking

<Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA
#56130 +(270)- [X]<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice

<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
#58627 +(309)- [X](@RyJones) new laptop?

(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow

(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
#69965 +(1315)- [X]<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"

<Spike> Why no, no I did not.
#72246 +(344)- [X]<AT-afk> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog just ate my mom's dentures

<AT-afk>whoa is she pissed ()

<AT-afk>i think so neway...kinda hard to understand her on the phone with them out
#75641 +(278)- [X]<black_dub> Konami isn't American, IIRC.

<Wanderer> No, they are as Japanese as bukkake and Pocky.

<MMK> Which would be a *great* name for an anime cover band.

<Nash> Thank you, Knight. You have brightened my entire week.
#104922 +(422)- [X]<GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child.

<GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu."

<ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead"

<GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"
#106593 +(211)- [X]<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments

<IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan

<sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
#107245 +(2)- [X]<WorkLord> nasa uses both systems

<WorkLord> on martian landers

<WorkLord> hehe

<Luigi30> That's why all our stuff explodes

<Luigi30> Especially shuttles

<Luigi30> and Mars landers

<WorkLord> ITS OK EVERYONE

<WorkLord> HES BACK TO STUPID

<WorkLord> armageddon averted

<Luigi30> in Soviet Union, shuttles explode YOU!

* Luigi30 runs around farting

<Luigi30> Yay! I'm stupid!

* Luigi30 explodes leaving a jagged black mark on the ground and some smoke

<Dave2> YAY!!!!
#137556 +(301)- [X](+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash

(@Spellbinder) hash?

(+emil) what?

(+emil) oh

(+emil) i have fat fingers

(+emil) so when i laugh on irc

(+emil) i press the s button too
#236399 +(754)- [X]* Lembas found an awesome headline in today's paper.

<Lembas> Violence in Israel.

* Bonzai fails to see the awesomeness, that's like "Snow in Siberia"

<Bruce_MacCulloch> or "Idiots in Washington"
#244654 +(222)- [X]* ProdigalGenius (~cicilianr@resnet65-241.ucr.edu) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<Namen> Who is peer and why is he running around"