PAKO - Car Chase Simulator

PAKO - Car Chase Simulator

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Simple Guide for Unlocking levels/ new maps
By katana
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How to dance for the ladies
1st purchase Twister
2nd put your left foot red, and your right hand yellow
3rd put your left hand up your ass and sing miley cirus
-Wrecking Ball
-maliboo
then -sex with the irish lads
4th ♥♥♥♥ right off ♥♥♥♥


















5th put your right foot in iraq
6th sign up at www.joinisisforeverweareyoungweareyoungtogetherwewillstandandwewontfall.gov.au
7th gather recorces and locate to the designated site (rush b boys)
8th ALAH AKBAR
how to survive in the nuclear war upon us
whispering to shouting *the enclave is here, the enclave is here, we shall stand, we are the chosen ones, LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER, ALAH AKBAR!* (bullet shot at sg, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) *soveit union music playing loud in background* BROTHER HOOD! BROTHER HOOD! now ♥♥♥♥ off mister crabs
how to get on American Idol
1. start practicing your voice by singing old.classic music
2. apply for the voice
3. wait
4. stop waiting
5. have a tantrum because you are still waiting
6. shoot up a school in your free time
7. watch weird jamacian porn
8. practice singing high pitch
9. watch pitch perfect 2
10 . its time to get on the voice
11. embarrass yourself worldwide
12. become a "meme"
13. make your "fame" worse
14 apply for american idol
15. wait
16. sing russian (soviet union) and jamacian music
17. sing on american idol
[you're self esteem has decreesed, there are now 2 options]
[1] suicide
[2] join isis














[ back on the radar ]
19. wait for the next season of the voice
20. shoot up more schools
21. eat pringles
22. blow up the whole voice stadium and all the judges
23. ALAH AKBAR
[you're horrible acts have lead you to decisions you should never had to make]
(you have not followed your fathers selfless example, you shall now pay the price)
[1] end it all
[2] carry on
[3] (romance perk) carry on to shoot up one last school



\\_option {rare} [2]
you almost died, you lost all your limbs and now *teaser roles*
[bed fed redemption 2]


\\_option [3]
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN FASTER THAN MY BULETS (contiues song)
6 Comments
katana  [author] 13 Oct, 2017 @ 5:41am 
bed fed redeption HAHAHAH
katana  [author] 13 Oct, 2017 @ 5:39am 
haha
puddles 13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:52am 
rejected
meat 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:08am 
I guess so.
katana  [author] 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:06am 
hehe, funny no?
meat 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:06am 
k