First thing you wanna do if look for a clone wars server that has atleast 20-100 people on the server and go into it.

Next thing you wanna do is that you want to find a Yoda and try and be friend the tiny ogre thing.WARNING IF THE YODA SOUNDS LIKE A SQUEAKER LEAVE IMMEDIATELY AS ALL SQUEAKERS ABOOSE THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POWERS AS A JEDI (trust me i've been through ♥♥♥♥ like this)

Now you must wait a couple weeks or maybe months so the Yoda will have full trust on you.Then you will watch TV with yoda and try to get him in a situation were he forgets to turn off the TV.Now you will put on a video that will blast their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ears away and maybe even cause them to get brain damage.
For Example This video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q6VmD3CHBg
Or maybe this Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSr2cFY1Os
Find any videos that are Earrape and has Yoda involved in it. and that should hurt their ears.

After you have been done with that the Yoda will be very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad at you and ban you permanantly from the server.Thank you for wasting your time on reading this guide and go ahead and kill yourself.