Sneer and jeer at those starving Oliver-Twist-wannabe Smissmas orphans and show them what for with this team-coloured and Smissmas themed gingerbread man war paint!
Take pride in your dubious narcissism as you strut around with your miniature look-a-likes in a gingerbread treat emblazoned right onto your weaponry!
Your enemies will be simply drooling to sink their teeth into this delicious and delectable Smissmas treat!*


*Weaponry not fit for consumption by any human. Be warned.