Team Fortress 2

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The Tryhard Population/Hoovy Preserving Conduct
By Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P)
Hello, and I am apart of a Hoovy preserving squad. Hoovys are on the delince right now so I mean to tell you how to deal with the rabid tryhards. This is going to tell you what to do incase of tryhard invasions, this has been the pootis police with a public reminder.
   
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The unknowing and the harmful
We, the pootis police, are being memed and treated like crap by some 12 year old kids thinking "I am sooch on orgeringal keedie, lawl!!". It is good that contract hype is over, but new players are completeing them as well. Until smissmas, retreat to community servers for your safety and protection. Those were not f2ps as they have a contract pass, here is the f2p bit. 2fort is the safest matchmaking destination for hoovys, but it is also a f2p and tryhard haven. If you see a hoovy, protect it, and tell the f2ps about hoovies. If the f2p understands and doesnt harm the hoovy, they were just unknowing. if they resist, shoot on site.
Tryharditis
Ok, Hoovys can come aboard on this one too. If a tryhard enters a server (and you will be able to tell a tryhard from a normal player), there are two things you can do; If the tryhard is on your team, kick him/her, OR votekick.
Payload is deemed unsafe for hoovys because of the votekick system, tryhards will say "git gud m8 ad d0 simting" and then smite you with the votekick. Now here comes the fun part, GENOCIDE THEM.
Get your team to team up on the tryhard and tell the other team to kick him/her and his/her pocket medic. the pocket medic will get really defencive but in the end it is 22 or 30 VS 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so yeah, kewl. If the other team is being asswipes, GENOCIDE THEM AS WELL, PURGE THEM UNTIL THEY LEAVE MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do what you can
Violence against violence while supporting pafifism is the only way to do this, help us for this cause by starving out the tryhards/arrogent f2ps. A hoovy organisation called T.E.H.P is something I discovered in the comments of the types of hoovies guide and i gotta say, join em!
For now, kill the capatalists tryhards and support communism hoovys. Pootis out!
9 Comments
Mischievous Goblin 27 Nov, 2020 @ 11:55am 
Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P)  [author] 9 Dec, 2017 @ 4:19pm 
and the person who made the guide gave you two a reasonable response.

Hoovy killers are like huge trump supporters and feminists, I don't understand why they support them... I honestly don't...

I don't understand why I bother responding anymore... - wingless berd
Immaculate Ejaculate 4 Dec, 2017 @ 9:17am 
I'm not going to go over this with another braindead person, go to page three of the comments on this guide, Mann With No Name and I explain rather simply, so you can understand:

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1205929714
NixosPFN 4 Dec, 2017 @ 4:46am 
ye
Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P)  [author] 4 Dec, 2017 @ 12:52am 
@DietDoritos We will starve you out like stalin did to his own country. next update/when contracts end will be our rise. you may have a few syptoms of tryharditist, btw.
☆ hxl 3 Dec, 2017 @ 5:35am 
EPIC GUIDE!
Immaculate Ejaculate 30 Nov, 2017 @ 10:38am 
Stay in community servers, that's the only place where uselessness is tolerated.
NixosPFN 25 Nov, 2017 @ 12:54am 
thx for this guide
Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P)  [author] 24 Nov, 2017 @ 8:16pm 
Hope you enjoyed mah guide