Human Fall Flat

Human Fall Flat

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How to batista bomb your buddies
By beeswax_kurt
This guide will help you in the aid of smashing your friend onto the ground, or other intended purposes.
   
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Step one: Grab their body
Now step one can be done in two ways for maximum efficiency, you can ether grab their waist, or preferably their legs so they cant grab you while you prepare step 2.


Step 2: Lift them up
Now, you would think you want to pull them close right? Wrong, thats letting them get a chance to grab you and foil the plan. So, if you did step one correctly, this should be easy. Lift them up so they cant reach you, and get ready for the final step.

Step 3: Batista bomb them
Now that you have your friend held high in the sky, you slam them back down onto the ground with all your might and strength, dominating them with the one swift move. It may take them a moment to process what happened, so take note to provide them with information for their questions.
Exp: "Who am I? And where am I?"
You: "I have questions for your awnsers"

Step 4: Celebrate your victory! (Optional)
*Remember that this is optional*

Congratulations on finishing this, it was a long trip, give yourself a pat on the back, and maybe your friend too. Just be carefull of your friend, because that pat on the back could turn into you on the ground confused about who you are, and where. Or they might just drag you off a ledge.

3 Comments
J'Crispy 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am 
you
Moony 20 Feb, 2018 @ 11:27am 
pretty cool! wanna play together?
A/C 18 Feb, 2018 @ 9:51pm 
oof