A small setp for a man
- You clicked 10 times

A medium-sized step for a man
- You clicked 50 times

A normal step for a man
- You clicked 100 times

Dude, you can stop now..
- You clicked 250 times

Firebug
You clicked 333 times

Half a thousand steps
- You clicked 500 times

Baby it's cold outside
- You clicked 666 times

3 times 8!
- You clicked 888 times

Got nothing else to do?
- You clicked 1000 times

Why not play other games?
- You clicked 1111 times

L33TSP34K OMG LOL
- You clicked 1337 times

Learn to count
- You clicked 1234 times

1500? Really?
- You clicked 1500 times

Well, what shall I say to this?
- You clicked 1750 times

This journey will never end
- You clicked 2000 times

It's gonna be a good year
- You clicked 2018 times

THE FUTURE IS NEAR
- You clicked 2222 times

RNGesus
- You clicked 2739 times

I spend too much time
- You clicked 3000 times

5000 is the new 3000
- You clicked 5000 times

Go play other games
- You clicked 7500 times

Way too much
- You clicked 1000 times

15000.....
- You clicked 15000 times

Get a job.
- You clicked 20000 times

Get a life
- You clicked 30000 times

Get a new hobby
- You clicked 50000 times

It will be fun they said
- You clicked 75000 times

So.. do you come here often?
- You clicked 100000 times

And that's not even my final form
- You clicked 300000 times

Ok please.. not funny anymore. Stop!
- You clicked 500000 times

Devil's son
- You clicked 666666 times

The end is near
- You clicked 888888 times

You will never get this achievement
- You clicked 1000000 times

Hint: For these you only need the score and do not need to actually click that many times

Boltzmann (Pico Version)
- You clicked 13 times

Euler's number (Pico Version)
- You clicked 27 times

Pi (Pico Version)
- You clicked 31 times

Hartree Energy (Pico Version)
- You clicked 43 times

Avogadro's number (Pico Version)
- You clicked 60 times

Conductance quantum (Pico Version)
- You clicked 77 times

Gas constant (Pico Version)
- You clicked 83 times

Electron mass (Pico Version)
- You clicked 91 times

Boltzmann (Nano Version)
- You clicked 138 times

Euler's number (Nano Version)
- You clicked 271 times

Pi (Nano Version)
- You clicked 314 times

Hartree Energy (Nano Version)
- You clicked 435 times

Avogadro's number (Nano Version)
- You clicked 602 times

Conductance quantum (Nano Version)
- You clicked 774 times

Gas constant (Nano Version)
- You clicked 831 times

Electron mass (Nano Version)
- You clicked 910 times

Boltzmann (Micro Version)
- You clicked 1380 times

Euler's number (Micro Version)
- You clicked 2718 times

Pi (Micro Version)
- You clicked 3141 times

Hartree Energy (Micro Version)
- You clicked 4359 times

Avogadro's number (Micro Version)
- You clicked 6022 times

Conductance quantum (Micro Version)
- You clicked 7748 times

Gas constant (Micro Version)
- You clicked 8314 times

Electron mass (Micro Version)
- You clicked 9109 times

Boltzmann (Milli Version)
- You clicked 13806 times

Euler's number (Milli Version)
- You clicked 27182 times

Pi (Milli Version)
- You clicked 31415 times

Hartree Energy (Milli Version)
- You clicked 43597 times

Avogadro's number (Milli Version)
- You clicked 60221 times

Conductance quantum (Milli Version)
- You clicked 77480 times

Gas constant (Milli Version)
- You clicked 83144 times

Electron mass (Milli Version)
- You clicked 91093 times

Boltzmann
- You clicked 138064 times

Euler's number
- You clicked 271828 times

Pi
- You clicked 314159 times

Hartree Energy
- You clicked 435975 times

Avogadro's number
- You clicked 602214 times

Conductance quantum
- You clicked 774809 times

Gas constant
- You clicked 831445 times

Electron mass
- You clicked 910938 times

Hint: Like the press me ones i think this is score again and not actual clicks, to unlock these quicker click the "now me" button

I SAID DON'T ME!
- You clicked -1 times

Why did you do that??
- You clicked -500 times

Ok, I give up.
- You clicked -1000 times

Hints: Click the "dont me!" button once you have clicked play, each time you click it you will recieve -100 and like the press me achievement you only need to recieve the score and not actualy click that many times. You will unlock this button once youre score is anything apart from "0"

Wrong Button
- You clicked the wrong button 5 times

THAT IS THE WRONG BUTTON
- You clicked the wrong button 10 times

Hint: For these achievements you do actually need to click the button this many times and by doing so you will unlock all the "press me - negative score"

TURBO MODE!!!!
- You clicked turbo 20 times

SPEEEEED IS KEEEYYY
- You clicked the turbo 100 times

Hint: You wont recieve this button straight away and will unlock it at 300 clicks (score), this button will give you 10 clicks each time you click it and allow you to recieve the "press me!" achievements easier!

Also, you will need to click this button as many times as it says

Really To Play
- You started the game!

Not much to do here
- You found the options

Turn down for what?
- Turn the volume to 0

You will come back, right?
- Quit the game

Why did you do that?
- Reset your score once

Are you a donkey?
- Reset your score 10 times

Winners cup
- You clicked the super secret trophy
From the start screen click the "options" button and then click on the trophy

No!
- You clicked the woman
From the start screen click the "options" button and then click on the pink women

Secret Agent
- You need more information
From the start screen click the "options" button and then click on the "i" in the top right hand corner

CHEEEEAAAAATER!!
- Nope it's not Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
Type the word that is on your screen - You play the game again you will need to close it and reopen it

Happiness is gone
- You clicked the sadface
Click on the sad face that is on the main menu

I'm ready player. One.
- You clicked the joystick
Click on the joysick that is on the main menu

Oddyzation
- A friendly fish
Click on the credit button that is on the main menu and wait until the end

Hey that's me!
- You clicked the icon in the credits
Click on the credit button that is on the main menu and then click on the the heads on the right

Sixty Second Hero
- You played for 60 seconds

That are 600 seconds
- You played for 10 minutes

You could have watched 2 episodes
- You have played for 1 hour

You could have watched a whole movie!
- You played for 2 hours

Please Stop Playing!
- You played for 5 hours

Hint: From what the developer has said, to get these you will need to play for these times in 1 sitting (consecutive) but i did not and i unlocked them all

Hey! I hope this guide helped and i would love for you to like it, thanks you!

This is my first proper guide so it is probably not the neatest but all the information you will need should be there and if you need help or if i missed one out then let me know and i will add it!

Thank you for looking at my guide i hope it helped!