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TIDE PODS

By pomp and 1 collaborators

Stop reading this, you are wasting valuable time

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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics

Languages: English

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14 Jan, 2018 @ 4:18pm

10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:58pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1: Breath

Step 2: Stand up

Step 3: Walk in the general direction of you're kitchen

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit

Conclusion

Comments

Step 1: Breath

It happens automatically (Why did i add this? who knows, not even me.)

Step 2: Stand up

1. place your feet firmly on the ground. 2. try and hold onto something. 3. ??? 4. Profit

Step 3: Walk in the general direction of you're kitchen

This one is for advanced users only! (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) Walk over to your kitchen (Asuming you have a dishwasher) and pull out some tide pods.

Step 4: ???

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Step 5: Profit

If you are still reading this, Congratulations! you just wasted 1 minute of your worthless life!

Now, since you have tide pods, place it in your mouth and chew, this might take a few seconds, but it will be worth the wait.

IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD BY NOW.

Why did i waste a whole hour of my life making this guide

Conclusion

I wasted an hour of my life on this and i'm not getting that hour back anytime soon.

This guide is useless and i should not have made this

11 Comments

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EtherPref 19 May, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Step: 6 Call the Hospital.
You are proabably feeling burning in your body thats because they're VERY acidic. You will soon die. You really aren't getting that hour back sonny...