NOTE: THIS IS FOR FUN AND AMUSEMENT ONLY. DO NOT USE IN YOUR OWN COMPETITIVE OR SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPETITIVE SERVER. (Which is rare in someone else's) So you want all the upgrades, but at the beginning? Well, you're in luck! First type sv_cheats 1 in console. This will enable all cheats. NOTE: ACHIEVEMENTS ARE DISABLED. Then type currency_give *number* in console. I prefer putting a 1 and then a bunch of zeros at the end of it. If you already HAD money and typed currency_give, your starting money will deplete. To fix that problem, simply type it again. It will rise back up to the number you want. If you cannot access the console, go to options (or either Advanced, I need to check.) and click "Enable developer console". Hit the ` key and it will show up. Now before the wave starts you want to jump high? Or do you want to fall faster than you can say "gravity". Go to console, and type sv_gravity *number*. The higher the number, the more gravity is pushing down upon you, the lower the number, the less gravity. Higher gravity can limit your jump. Lower gravity will make the map feel like the moon. Setting it to 0 will make no gravity at all. THIS COULD MAKE ROBOTS GET STUCK IN SPAWN AND IF THEY MADE IT OUT THEY COULD STILL HAVE SPAWN PROTECTION UNTIL TOUCHING THE GROUND. Setting the gravity to a NEGATIVE number will set it in reverse. You will stay on the ground until you jump, and you will fly up until you hit the skybox. THIS IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE ROBOTS GET STUCK IN SPAWN. Now, you are fully upgraded, moon bouncing, and not ready to fight robots yet. Type "buddha" in console. GODMODE DOES NOT WORK. This will let you take damage till your HP hits 1. Want to noclip? Type bind *key* noclip* in console (I highly recommend "f" being the key to bind). Then type addcond 11 in console, this will give you crits until the end of the wave. If it goes away, type it again. Now you are ready! "The robots are here! Protect the facility!"

Are there too many robots that overwhelm you? Do you want maybeeeee... a BOSS to take care of this? Go to console, type ent_create *either "headless_hatman" (Horseless Headless Horsemann), "eyeball_boss" (Monoculus), or merasmus (Merasmus, obviously.) Horseless Headless Horsemann is strongly preferred, he never leaves and can kill the tank in one blow. Now let's say the tank is here and the Horsemann is dead. You are the only one there and you can't kill it in one round. Go to console and type "ent_remove tank_boss" The tank will vanish and it is completely gone. (This will not break the round.) You've defeated the entire round. Hope you have fun with this guide to using the console in MVM! If you can't get anywhere fast enough, type "noclip" into console. Thank you for reading!

I've been getting a lot of comments with stuff I missed. So here we go!

Type addcond 5 in console for an infinite Ubercharge!
The addcond 11 effect CAN be cancelled by KGB and Crit-a-Cola, so I don't recommend using those items.
givecurrentammo # will refill your ammo!

tf_damage_multiplier_blue # will make robots take more damage!

I never knew this guide would become so popular, I will release screenshots soon! And if I hit 10,000 I might make a video tutorial!

1 person said that this VAC bannable. Did you even read? It's YOUR OWN PRIVATE SERVER. Not public.

I got a question from someone saying "How do you enable halloween mode?", type in tf_forced_holiday 2 in console. This will also turn the coaltown event robots into the zombies. Typing 1 & 3 after tf_forced_holiday will enable birthday mode and 0 will enable default mode.

"How do you start your own server?" Hit the plus sign next to "servers" on the menu and select the map. But I prefer typing "map *map name*" in console, it is easier and makes the server invisible on the server browser.

Addcond 51 will give you the same spawn effect for the robots, except it lasts forever.