okay, today im going to teach u how to gain your eternal lif3. now you may be thinking... wait this a garrys mod guide and its going to be stupuid and retardered. well your right, so listen to these steps to how to gain eternal life.

1. go buy or get a free or priced first person shooter game.
2. screech like an angered prepubescent boy.
3. shove a sword into your computer
4. run into a nearby fastfood place.
5. jump on every counter and scream something really cringy like "IM PICKLE RIIIIICK!", "SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER!?"
6. fap a big nut in front of all the children. make sure to really beat your meat, jack the donkey, smack the horse, etc.
7. run into public and scream, right when everyone stares at you, nows your chance, violently shove and punch everyone in your path.
8. find the all holy mcgoffin (holy golden muffin.)
9. consume the mcgoffin, then crap it out and eat it again.
10. gain your holy eternal life. also dont forget to not do drugs.

now that you've gained eternal life, you can do nothing. thanks love you all bye.