SCP: Secret Laboratory

SCP: Secret Laboratory

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Burger King Foot Lettuce
By Elevna
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A ♥♥♥♥♥ner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another ♥♥♥♥♥ner. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by ♥♥♥♥♥. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
   
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21 Comments
Oberynne 20 Feb, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
Yurrupt, I have but one thing to say regarding your guide. Penis. That is all.
Memix 20 Feb, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
This really is a good guide to playing on this game
Kippur 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:13pm 
number 15
ShadowIgnition 19 Feb, 2018 @ 9:14pm 
SCP 15 - J Confirmed
Jumpscare Myers 19 Feb, 2018 @ 8:57pm 
Number 15 SCP Containment Breach. The last thing you'd want in your SCP Containment Breach is SCP-173 Snapping your neck. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
Enraptured 19 Feb, 2018 @ 8:36pm 
This is how D-class get chosen
Patriotic Hoopoe 19 Feb, 2018 @ 6:03pm 
f o o t f u n g u s
BrightLights 19 Feb, 2018 @ 6:01pm 
this is the best
HL_scientist 19 Feb, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
The Last The YOu Want Is The Naked Black Man Raping You In 914 Contaiment Cell
Scp 096-(Fox) 19 Feb, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
Oof