The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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How to be the best at Skyrim! (400% more wub!)
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The #1 guide on how the be the most pro MLG skyrim player on the internet!

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The KEYS to being the best! (AND MOAR!)
LOL GET IT, KEYS? AS IN KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD?!
LEL if you think that joke was funny, you're in luck Skyrim has a really cool community of funny meme makers!

EXAMPLES:
<-- Wow, what an ORIGINAL meme!
Lel XD XD! what a nerd!~ --> WOWIE ZOWIE, I can't take any more of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible silly me-mes! xD xD

Here's a super awesome dubstep techno remix of the Elder Scroll Theme! DRAGONBORNS SONG!
Good loot? Bad loot!
Everyone on Skyrim knows that stupid weapons are stupid, the best weapons you can get in the game is a good 'ol bow and arrow, for doing trickshots!

EXAMPLE OF WHY BOW IS BETTER THEN STUPID SWORDS

If you watched the video, now you know why bows are so much better then swords!
Lore and Story!
Skyrim is the BEST game in all of the Elder Scrolls Series 2nd best is Oblivion, but it doesnt have as good graphics and gameplay, and the story is ♥♥♥♥, just like the other one before Oblivion, I think it was Morning Wind or something.

But the reason why Skyrim beats the other 2 Elder Scrolls games is because it has a better and more innovative concept!

DRAGONS!

The dragons on skyrim offer a DIFFICULT and MEMORIZABLE "BOSS FIGHT" that you will remember as the most awesome for years on end!

FUN FACT: Did you know that Skyrim is harder and has better boss battles then games like "Devil May Cry" and "Dark Souls"?
It makes those games feel like a cakewalking simluator!

And the other stupid elder scrolls games didnt have anything important, it was just a dungeons and dargons simulator.
WOW READING SUCKS, MORE PICTURES!
LEL! silly dragonbron! why are u riding le Rinblow dsh? xD xD

WOW LOL UR SO FUNNY LE 9GEG! xD xD



Hopefully after reading thise guide, you are now atleast 100% better in skyrim then you were before!
Feel free to leave a thanks and comment on how smart I am, and how my opinions really matter!


26 kommenttia
thorn 10.8.2015 klo 17.59 
Sorry but actually, Morrowind and Oblivion were actually very good games. Infact, Morrowind was one of the best IMO. And the first two games weren't anything like Dungeons and Dragons, let alone a simulator. It was very unique for it's time and popularized the RPG genre.
Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla 30.7.2014 klo 1.30 
This is really helping me on my current playthrough, thanks.
Compsognathus 3.4.2014 klo 3.33 
dis eez besd gait eva
FoodOnCrack✠ 7.5.2013 klo 9.17 
Useless
Conflagration 20.3.2013 klo 11.54 
Hilarious. You should do stand up.
Des!  [tekijä] 19.3.2013 klo 22.17 
I like magik, its rally particle but not good for trickshot
Yseult 19.3.2013 klo 21.43 
no mention of magic??? wats ur opinion on it
Des!  [tekijä] 13.3.2013 klo 20.35 
holy shit how did u beat a mudcrap, shut up ur using hacks liarpants.
I'm going 2 get u banned from origin and ur XBL live account is going to never play Bad Rats again. >:C
Zar Ethos 13.3.2013 klo 18.54 
Such an amazing guide! i would have never beaten that mudcrab without you! XD
Des!  [tekijä] 8.3.2013 klo 17.40 
Thanks guys for being supportive, I've been busy flaming on CoD Black Ops 2 and trying to get high off various items such as sticky notes, permanent markers, and scented tissue papers to actually update this masterpeice.