Many people want to become really good at the game which is understandable considering that fact that when you are good at the game you get all the ♥♥♥♥♥ or in most cases ♥♥♥♥ from your internet boyfriends. However I've talked to some MLG pro AWPers before and they claim ♥♥♥♥ isn't as bad. Thats their opinion though so things might be different in your case. Anyways lets move on with this guide.

-How To Be Pro With The AWP-

Step 1: Rethink what you are about to do (Optional)
By becoming an AWPer you basically give up on your social life. You will lose relationships with friends and family as you will probably be in your basement for around 12 hours everyday. In these 12 hours you will play CS: GO and AWP allowing you to get better at this not so hard to do playstyle. Some people are not big fans of these living conditions however and may stop AWPing. Maybe you want to stop before it starts and continue a happy normal life.

Step 2: Join an game and Purchase an AWP
AWPs can be expensive and when you have a team full of AWPers there won't be to much money for someone to buy you one. You will need to save up ♥♥♥♥ tons of money for many rounds in order to purchase you AWP. Also keep in mind that you really don't get a lot of money back for AWPing. This is because its OP as ♥♥♥♥. We will get into that more in a minute though.

Step 3: Aim in any general direction
With the AWP there is really no aiming involved unlike the Scout (the auto is the same as the AWP). If a person is within 500 meters of where the shot hits they are most likely dead. However the AWP is not a one shot kill all over the body. When complaining to these so called AWPing Pros they will argue that it is in fact not OP because to the legs the AWP will not kill the target. This may be true but its still pretty much like a nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb and kills everything anywhere.

Step 4: Pull the trigger
It's not as cool as it sounds. In reality you are clicking your left mouse button unless you are mentally challenged and feel the need to change it to something else. This then pulls the trigger in the game and launches they atomic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb that will end all human life, of course anyone in the area of the "blast zone". This of course refers to the 500 meter radius of the shot. Unsurprisingly this will kill people and pretty much everyone.

Step 5: Brag to everyone and be cocky
Now that you've killed the entire enemy team with 1 shot for 5 rounds in a row you need to brag about it. Tell the enemy team how much they suck and ignore the hate you get from them. It may hurt right there in your little heart but it's going to be ok. After a while you get used to being a so called "♥♥♥♥♥", "♥♥♥♥♥♥" and/or "♥♥♥♥♥". You also need to be cocky. Tell everyone how good you are and always deny being bad. Just be the biggest douche ever and you will get better.

Step 6: Collect E-♥♥♥♥♥
Considering the fact that you have lost your social life, friends and family and pretty much everything else there is no real ♥♥♥♥♥ for you to consume. Unfortunately being 500 pounds and spending 12 hours a day in your room with the lights off and your JB music jamming in the background doesnt get you anything back in real life. You may not have even had it before though so there is no real issue with not getting it back as you've never had "it" before. Like said in step one however a majority of the time the e-♥♥♥♥♥ is not infact ♥♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥♥ and lots of them. Rarely will you get the be in the pants of the opposite sex as they are rare on these types of shooters and they generally don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about how good you are at a video game. Now you are a Pro AWPer. Go ahead and join a match and show off your skill and get what you practiced for this whole time. Have fun and make sure your future partner doesnt have STD's that you may aquire through your anal sessions.

I have personally never used these steps to become good at the game because when im not on these games for maybe 1-2 hours a day (sometimes more on the weekends if im not busy) I am doing something productive or living out my life like any normal person would. I have talked to a few professionals though and I pretty much got the same tips each time and figured that I would publish them for everyone to gain from. You are welcome and have a wonderful day.

Also by now if you havn't picked up on the fact that I hate anyone who uses an AWP and/or an Auto now you know. This is meant to be a joke. Have them take it down if you want I really don't care.