Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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how to get ban on a gmod sever without breaking any rules
By The Youkai Slayer
warning this is base on my life with severs so i want u to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have a sans bonner in ur ass

9/19/22 edit: This was made when I was still a child and was angry about being banned from a server. (I deserved the ban). Warning to anyone with braincells.
   
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sever finding
FIRST THING FIRST find a sandbox sever those have the worst co owners imagble

than get on sever have alot of fun
join all
join all steam groups discored add the owner as a freind inored co owner get to know the staff alot and tried to become good freind with all staff make them happy help them with real life and u might earn a staff freind rember if the sever has bad staff tell the owner to ♥♥♥♥ them in the ass cuz i love people geting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass and if u dont like this guid i will ♥♥♥♥ u in the ass
dont use discored that much
dont forget to not use discored at first and say alot of retared ♥♥♥♥ on there steam group cuz alot of co owners hate that we want to make the co owner as piss as pousible with out breacking a singal rule of the sever dont forget to talk about ur life and he might say NO ONE CARES
MAKE FREINDS YAY
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

we all love makeing freinds even tho ur mom tells u that they arent ur freinds ♥♥♥♥ UR MOM IN THE ASS CUZ THEY ARE ♥♥♥♥ ALL THAT SAYS THAT ♥♥♥♥ WE DONT WANT THE KIDDYS TO BE SAD AND ALONE ON STEAM MAKE JOKES THAT MAKE THE CO OWNER PISS AND DO ♥♥♥♥ LIKE

-lenny face spam
-do things that make u look like a totaly retared
-be like very smart for a sec than go back to a retared
-make jokes like "im gonna ♥♥♥♥ ur mom in the ass"

and maybe some people might like u but heres some more tips to get freinds on the sever u went on

-build a base
-talk to people
-let them have a kill
-MEMES MORE MEMES

♥♥♥♥ ANY OTHER SEVER IN THE ASS HARD AF
now u might have been ban off a sever that u dont even wanta talk about because they harrasted u AKA cough cog cough well no FUTHER ADO ur probly wondering wat dose ado mean I DONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW YOU ♥♥♥♥ IDIOT i just made it up like when i ♥♥♥♥ ur mom in her ass

so yah make fun of the sever that ban u befor this one make memes like this
and this
AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS
dont forget to talk ♥♥♥♥ about them behind peoples backs
get the seccent highest rank thats not staff rank
u know what lets hurt ur heart more when u get ban for doing nothing so lets play on the sever FOR ONE WEEK AND 6 DAYS CLOSE TO THE HIGHEST RANK but what if the rank is higher IDFK U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REPORT PROP PUSHERS AND ONE SPAMMER
but fegelein how dose this help trust me pal it dose now report them by telling ur staff freinds or reporting them on a website or steam group OR I DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVEN KNOW ANYMORE U ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk with the co owner and ur best freind
ah ur best freind wants to meat the co owner KOOL lets talk lets make are best freind piss and the co owner more than get harrasted by the co owner than get raped in the ass by the co owner spilling ur old name oh did i forget to tell u CHANGE UR NAME SO MANY TIMES THAT GABE DOSENT EVEN KNOW WHO U ARE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put the same memes that i gave u in thare discored
use ur made memes or other memes to spam on there discored EVEN THO THEY HAVE A MEME PLACE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET UR FIRST NOT REAL 2 MONTH BAN FROM THE CO OWNER
so u deside to say IK THE CO OWNER HES MY FREIND ON FACEBOOK and u also say hes ur brother MAKE HIM SO PISS THAT HE BANS U FOR TOXIC BEATHER EVEN THO IT SOULD SAY LIEING get ban for a week and cry and relax
get unban and spam cringey fanfics on the steam group
ah so i heard u like sans x frisk and foxy x mangle and cup x cup and bendy x u and monika x main player GOOD FOR U FIND A FANFIC AND POST IT AND SAY HOW MUCH U HATE AND LOVE IT ANOWWY THE CO OWNER MORE AND MAKE PEOPLE GO OMFG UR A DISGRACE
get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ban from the owner even tho u dident spam and the player that hates u frames u
ah some good old frame i love frame OH NOT THAT FRAME the pic frame u retared THAT FRAME IS SO TERRIBLE so place 3 wac make a guy piss guy tells owner u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and get pem ban for no reson
appal and dont forget to use spell checkers
so ya u pem ban DONT WORRY THIS IS A GUIDE TO GET 2 MONTH BAN NOT A PEM SO APPAL SAY IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SORRY FOR DOING NOTHING and hope and hope owner will help u and u guys become bestis
stop fanfics and just text ♥♥♥♥
so yah the owner said NO MORE SPAMMING ♥♥♥♥ ON THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAM GROUP ok thats ok just talk ♥♥♥♥ but dont forget to not spam as much
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lose ur best freind
so ur best freind loves the sever that u got ban from befor ur first ban well ♥♥♥♥ he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loves more than u so he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfreinds u than blocks u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAUNDERS
take a break
u know my ass hurts from geting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by the co owner and that other sever so i need a drink of beer and some hentai mashing meat dont forget to text ur freinds brb gtg fap to hentai
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ find out that two of ur staff freinds became furrys
ur like HELL NO ♥♥♥♥ U ALL but its ok furrys are fine even tho alot of people say the cause 9/11 to me thare just ew ok but atless thare not sick ♥♥♥♥♥ that make sick art work like ur old ass mom
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get ur best freind back
so yah u forgot u had a freind thats a freind of ur best freind kool talk to him say sorry and make up
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get inored by ur best freind
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it RESPAWN NOW ♥♥♥♥ U U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF A ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK A BIG ASS COAK WITH UR NAME ON IT
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ block ur best freind for a month and a half
u know what ♥♥♥♥ UR BEST FREIND IN THE ASS LETS GET A NEW ONE LETSA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
find out that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ staff from another sever is spilling ur info again
OH ♥♥♥♥ DAMEIT GFR ♥♥♥♥ I GOTA GO DAMEIT ♥♥♥♥ U ALL YOU COG SCUM IM DONE
annal cream
gota add some annal cream to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ befor i contiun this aful guide
get a best freind thats a furry that got kicked out of school and is home schooled and is hated by the sever u play and is lonnl
so yah title is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass

GET A FURRY BEST FREIND FURRYS ARE THE BEST I LOVE TAILS UP MY DILDO
STAY AWAY FROM ME SEMPAI SEVER
take a break from the sever but play with ur new best freind
tried to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sever
ima gonna make a sever

5 hours latter

♥♥♥♥ IM POOR
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get unfreinded by ur new best freind
u know what ♥♥♥♥ FURRYS i want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make fun of them xD jk

u know what


see that ur best freind has a brother and get trolled by him





♥♥♥♥ BROTHERS
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unblock ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stuiped old best freind that sould be buring in hell
yay fammly reuninon :D
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get ur new best freind back
appalgas for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reson and say how much u miss him even tho u dont and hes ur sex partner
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aurge with ur old best freind and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get deprested
IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF A BEST FREIND ♥♥♥♥ U GOOD BYE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play on the sever so ur depreson gos away
nothing like playing video games that will make u better and if it dosent


DRINK BEER AND SMOCK COCANE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get crashed by the co owner
so the co owner hates u so much that they crash u with a ugly ass pac ♥♥♥♥ u co owner thats mean
CO OWNER STRICKS BACK
a movie that im makeing from when i saw the empire stricks back cuz the co owner did

so u know that sever that eveyone hates yah a team up betwind that and ur favrite sever just great :D
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make a video about the sever
so yah u hate that ugly ass sever so much that u make a hate video about it GOOD JOB MAKE CO OWNER EVEN MORE PISS :D
get harrast by staff from other sever AGAIN and send them video link
so yah u get harrasted by that other sever that u hate so u send them the video and they see IT WAS MADE WITH FILMORA TRAIL VERISON GOOD JOB YAY ♥♥♥♥ U :D
make move videos
LETS MAKE THE OTHER SEVER SO PISS THAT THEY PISS THARE SELFS
find out that the co owner gave a bully that bullyed staff
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD ♥♥♥♥ CO OWNER IN THE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reported more prop pusher ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i sure love prop pushing into prop pushers ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u up
get muted, harrasted by the new staff
YAY I LOVE BEING MUTED YAY I LOVE HARRASTED DRAMA AROUND
see that the co owner has became a dictator
omfg the co owner is a dictator cuz he knows the owner isent on as much so he takes responspite on owner the sever and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up
FINAL BAN
get ban for toxic behather a disrespct by the co owner even tho u told the co owner lots of players hate the new staff he dosent belive u so he ♥♥♥♥♥ u in the ass and bans u for two months enjoy hell
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry... CRY U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ;-;
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♥♥♥♥ CO OWNER











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SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAD






































I NEED TO FAP TO HENTAI
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHANGE UR NAME SO NOBODY KNOWS WHO U ARE SO THE CO OWNER CANT FIND U
♥♥♥♥ all anad gmod im done
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quit gmod please
after all that u still enjoy gmod severs u must be mentaly insane quit now and play some other cancer game u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guide is not for abouseive resons its a joke u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit the report butten and i will hack ur welf iron













also if this gets 2 stars i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make a part two of this cancer
38 Comments
The Youkai Slayer  [author] 23 May @ 2:04pm 
FR
Akira the Airplane Dragon 23 May @ 8:00am 
good for you Youkai Slayer
smoking addiction 14 Sep, 2020 @ 6:29am 
OK
The Youkai Slayer  [author] 14 Sep, 2020 @ 5:59am 
Ngl this is very disturbing seeing how bad I used to spell.
The Youkai Slayer  [author] 18 Mar, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
rip
GhostSynth 24 Jun, 2019 @ 11:03am 
I once got banned in a server that doesn't exist anymore, because some idiot thought I was gay. I'm not gay.
smoking addiction 14 May, 2019 @ 12:05am 
My experience on a retarded gmod server without rules but the admin gets mad if we do something wrong
Jamal12H1N1 28 Jul, 2018 @ 8:47pm 
Hon Hon, Oui Oui, Baggutte
Newkitty 27 Jul, 2018 @ 3:02pm 
lol