Buy this amazingly cheap and horrible game, wasting the money for which you could have bought a can of juice for some kid in Africa.

Install the game, wasting very little space on your computer, when the malware and spyware programs on your PC realise you have this game, they will feel bad for you and leave your PC alone.

Open up the game to let everyone in your friends list know that you have American-Autism.

Upon receiving the achievement for opening the game, uninstall the game, bleach your hard drive, burn your pc, get a new identity and move to another country in order to hide all the shame you have given upon your family by owning this game.