Here's a seaworthy ship to make "He whose name should not be mentioned" proud! Snakeskin Hull and antislip. Metal with a shine to reward determination and ambition! Release your inner Draco and keelhaul Harry Potter with superior sail....

Created out of my love for this optimistic little sponge and his devoted starfish buddy. Can you find where I put David Hasselhoff?...

Woohoo! A 32' Offshore Racer! Here's ANOTHER ship to make "He whose name should not be mentioned" proud! Snakeskin Hull and antislip, and a smart jib to cause terror in your foes! Release your inner Draco. Give those Gryffindor losers a thorough thrashing ...

So I'm watching that old 60's Batman episode where they have the Batboat... And I'm sitting there just thinking, "That's kind of cool!" "I wonder if I can make a BatSAIL for you know... for when Batman has to come into port real quiet-like or to draw out C...

Even Harley Quinn needs a break from the landlubbers and the "Jokers" in her life. *rimshot*...

It seemed only fair to provide the House of Gryffindor with the means with which to redeem themselves....

"That manly jaw... Those bedroom eyes... Those kissable lips... No ladies, you're not dreaming. It's Handsome Squidward at the tug of a gennaker... Sail the Seven Seas with the cacaphallic master of the clarinet himself." (Sounds better if you say it like ...

Like the saying goes, "You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach!" Unless you run aground in this ship, that is. Tired of your craft looking like a nautical version of a Formula One car? Have you unwittingly made your sailboat a floating advertising cam...

When you just can't get enough blue....

Finally... Yes, it took another game... But finally, a craft worthy to ferry the Dragonborn. So, I downloaded "Wooden Textures" by Groove, and thought... This is pretty awesome! What if I added some scales (got to find some use for that brown dragon, right...

This sailboat is an homage to that microgenre of electronic music heralded via internet memes and all things nebulous and pixelated. ...

Sugar and Spice and some fingernail polish that looks kind of nice, splattered all over the deck. ...

Don't let her "girly" looks fool you. She can easily slip ahead as if taking flight. I named her after Ciri's horse in the Witcher novels. ...

In my never ending quest to give back to the community, I thought some proper homage to the herbage was in order....

I made this as an Homage to Monty Python. I can't believe that show is 50 years old this year and STILL makes me laugh. Here's a link to the full comedy sketch. https://youtu.be/F3UGk9QhoIw Oh, and here's the Lifeboat Sketch. https://vimeo.com/21175465 ...

I realized that the little Sponge had not yet made his debut among the 32' Offshore Racer class. I thought that it might add more cultural relevance to usher in the event with some interpretive dance by Handsome Squidward emblazoned upon the sheets. Enjoy....

A "scale" above the rest!...