Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How To Play Garry's Mod Correctly
By KaiDevrim and 1 collaborators
What To Do First
First you need to fail to download CSS. Then you need to download all the MLP player models you can off of the Steam Workshop.

What To Do Second
Now you need to jump into an RP server then listen to the screams of all the 5 year olds who don't know how to work a PC and crying in the VC saying that everything is just purple and black.

What To Do Last
Now exit the game and uninstall all of your addons and play the game how Garry wanted you to play it. In singleplayer on flatgrass and with no addons.
   
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What To Do First
What To Do First
First you need to fail to download CSS. Then you need to download all the MLP player models you can off of the Steam Workshop.
What To Do Second
What To Do Second
Now you need to jump into an RP server then listen to the screams of all the 5 year olds who don't know how to work a PC and crying in the VC saying that everything is just purple and black.
What To Do Last
What To Do Last
Now exit the game and uninstall all of your addons and play the game how Garry wanted you to play it. In singleplayer on flatgrass and with no addons.
84 Comments
KaiDevrim  [author] 2 Jan, 2021 @ 10:32pm 
i have a large hobo
★Umbrilla★  [author] 31 Oct, 2018 @ 5:42am 
goodness gracious can ya'll don't with this copypasta shit plox
Retro Boy Nick 1 Aug, 2018 @ 5:24pm 
STOP WITH THE FUDGING HOMERS
Snowstorm 1 Aug, 2018 @ 7:55am 
Came here for the joke guide, stayed for the stupidity in the comments.
Grug 27 Jul, 2018 @ 8:31pm 
be 10 years old, on the steam community:

*sees "Clarissa" spam* OH NO, IM GUNNA DIEEEEE *proceeds to copy and paste it*

*sees homer simpson spam* OH NO, GHOOOOOOOOOSTTSS *keeps copy and pasting*

are you guys fucking mindless sheep, spambots, or both?
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heyymil 26 Jul, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
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