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One down.
The guy had it coming.


Two are better than one.
The killer is killing again! Stop him!


Trio Odemira.
Well, at least we know it couldn't have been any of these guys.


The Fourth Wall.
Dude, maybe you should just stop playing? I mean, four killings?


Cinco de Maio.
COME ON! Five killings? By now you should have guessed it, right?


The Sixth Sense.
We are giving you achievements for every death because we are funny. Really funny. Like, Bruce Willis funny.

The Seven Dwarfs.
Ok, it's enough. Please stop. There is only one left.


Super 8
This is a twist that not even J.J. would see coming. Now what?


And the killer is...
Solve the main case and find out who did it... the killings. Yes.

Castanheira.
160994
MISSABLE, input this code on the briefcase to unlock the achievement

Deafening silence.
Complete the rastaman puzzle with the sound turned off. Yes, we can tell if it is off.
MISSABLE, disable both sound and music and then complete the minigame.

Awfull physiognomist.
Fail six times to come up with the right moustache. Puzzle!
MISSABLE, just keep screwing up the combination of the mustache to get this one

What’s up, doc?
Only place the 4 front teeth.
MISSABLE, when you have to place the teeth, only put the 4 front ones, this means 2 on top and 2 on the bottom like in the icon. The bottom ones are misleading since they're the 2 wooden-like teeth instead of the big bloody one.



No one left behind.
Complete the girls puzzle without losing any life.
MISSABLE, possibly the trickiest achievement in the game, although when you fail you can just quit and start over. I'm afraid every time the answers are randomized so you'll have to do it via trial, error and patience! Or just screenshot the notes before hand and cheat, shhhhhhhhh!

Justin da Vinci.
Look at every work of art in the game and regret not going to art school (or don't).
MISSABLE. This includes both train station street art and the bathroom paintings, use the "Talk" and "Look at" icons on every item just to be safe.

Everyone hates Case and Bot.
Fail. Every. Single. Interview.
MISSABLE. Just fail the first question on every interview before you complete it.

Travel back in time.
Play at 6am in the morning of the 1st of April of 2013 and witness the birth of a legend.
Change your computer time to 01/04/2013 at 6:00AM and boot up the game, easy.

Pain in the butt.
Talk to everyone on the train.
After you begin Act II simply interact with every possible character, this will unlock when you talk to the Janitor which will probably be the last one you talk to.

Audio cassettes? More like DISPAIR, amiright?
Find all 5 cassettes on the express.
Helpful images to find the tapes below

Play hard. Press hard. Poo hard.
Discover the hidden wonders of the magnificent pool of dreams.
Technically this is story related. Press the hidden switch in the First Class Bathroom (it's where the arrow painting is pointing at), then flush the secret toilet!

Quests on the side.
Solve all the sidequests and celebrate like a true champion.


The Express Killer only has 2 sidequests: The Football Fans Arguing and the Lost College Kid Quests. They're fairly simple but I'll give you advice on what to do.
For the first one you need to find a whistle, then come back to the football fans, select option 4. to complete the sidequest.
The second one is activated by talking to the College guy, where you'll have to look for a missing student. In First Class you can find a rope hanging on the chandelier and a wooden stick at the end of the room, the kid is hiding in the Bathroom. Capture the kid and talk to the college guys again.

Another hidden monkey!
How original. We hid another monkey just like in the last game. Can you find him?
Look for this little tail on the very first carriage of the game, if it's not ther you may need to complete the game first (I found him on a completed save)

Exit the carriage and then come back to find the monkey!

Red circle with a white border: Teeth (29)
Green circle with a white border: Tapes (5)
I did not include mustaches since they're easy to find.

Only use these if you're stuck, it'll ruin the fun otherwise!
Open the image to enlarge and see better!

Second Class 1:


Second Class 2:


Snack Bar: (Just a tape)


First Class:


Bathroom:

ABSOLUTE SUPREME MASTER DETECTIVE!
Unlock every achievement and then boast about it in the forums for all the detective peasants to see.


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