Okay so u chose the speediest class in the game. Now to rekt the enemy team you need to follow following steps:

1. Shoot enemy
2. Move around
3. Put this into console: bind w "say rekt noob git gud."
4. Spam w

Now u will dominate every class

so the second bippity boppity american is the patriotic man who is gud class and requires much skill too play good at. So u need to first join a friednly server and then kill everyone you see.

They will sucumb to your pro skills and if anyone defeats you they are a filthy tryhard who has no life.

reeemember to rage everytime u die.

So u chose the gas massk man. now do nat listen to what anyone else tells u: the flame guy is very verry hard to play as and he takes many skill.

FOr bEst performance, I suggest to walk-forwards and shoot and laugh at noobs screaming in the chat:

"oP wM1 nO0b"

Tell them that they suck and should uninstall

Once u done that exit game and go on teem fourttrez too forms and make a thread about how flame gun guy needs an upgrade.

now the disbaled guy who has no eyes is very op. TO get gud resuts, head to the enemy spawn lcoation and plant the trap bombs, wait for the infantry to move out and then you BOOM BOOM.

this class is bad

The construcor is very unqiue hero as he can build machine gun with rocket lauchers to kill enemy. He can also build telemarkters, i mean porters that can transpot ur team to the battelfield, but who cares about ur team?

There is also the petrol/gas tank that gives u resoruces and heals the allies but u dont want to help ur team so dont build it idiot.

so u chose the scientist who is smart smart man jsu tlike you.

But unlike you, he was smat ennough to build invunrable gun that can rekt the enemy heroes. As the scientist, you only should heal the fat man and forget about that annoying demoman next to you who is burning to death.

After all, healing is a privilige, not a right.

SO u chose the assassination man, the coolest class of them all.

1. Chang name to Xx_420n0SCOP3RMLGn00bSLAYER_xX
2. Go on twofort
3. Win

So u chose the baguette now u go neeed to equip cloak and dagger and hide in corner for the whole game

In last ten seconds decloak and move out to pull out a sick trickstab on the afk new zealander.

U won

So you reached the end. Now you are pro.