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The History of The Eggs
By SunnySideEggs
The world's most inclusive, breath-taking, and poetic novel out there. (And informative!!)
   
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The Basic Families
So, in the world, there are many types of food. Within all these types are the families of Frood that reside within the seperate unions that keep the different families from anihaliting eachother. Okay, let me just get straint to my point. Eggs , they are within the most superior of the ancient families (the Muncheds) that once ruled the world of Fookth which within resided all the races and families of food.

Here is the index of different families (simplified):
  • Ehjs
  • Mert
  • Vefies
  • Muncheds
  • Swedts
  • Grounded fulfs
  • Lokifs
  • Fruns
  • Lopufygh

Example Image of a Fruns Member
History of the Fruns
The Fruns History

Beside the most powerful of the families, the Muncheds, the Fruns were the second most powerful family that wasn't focused on military power. It was mostly focused on the importation and exportation of trade and goods. They were the center point of trading which inspired different militias to leave and return consistantly to purchase things such and various metals, pre-made weapons, and many other types of goodies that any needing group would collect. Though this place was a safe haven and was usally peaceful, the occasional fight between two returning militaries would occur. Even if the moslty small scale battles could harm any resident in the area, the kingdom decided to go with the battles and let the dust settle between them to remain neutral with all the kindoms and militaries, even if it meant losing some of the kingdom's people.

Battle of Sgcheiner
Throughout the history of the over 300 recorded battles that occured in places such as the marketplace, townsquare, or even the enterance to the kingdom, the most brutal and effective was the Battle of Sgcheiner which resulted in thrity one soldiers' lives, five soldier injuries, twenty three citizen deaths, and six citizen injuried with three leading to death. It was recorded as one of the most gruesome and vicious battle fought in the market place (recorded by Jytk Uiod - 172 O.Q.)

The result of one of the mothers who lost their child amidst the fight
History of the Muncheds
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Unlike the Fruns, the Muncheds were ruthless to there enemies, though they were described as ruthless, they weren't the killing type. They would only wait till' the final chance of surrender to strike their foe. Usually, this descirption of ruthless came from retired members of their military. With many recorders pointing to caputer, slavery, and labor camps for anyone that did surrender their weapons.

Example of a Muncheds Symbol

Slave's Work
Usually, the slaves and prisoners were take to repair damage to the housing and walls of the kingdom. Sometimes though, town residents would take the slaves in for cash, recruiting them to work for them as servants, which to a slave would make them much happier. If you were taken in by someone there were usually two outcomes:
  • Either you were taken in, clothed and fed regualary
  • Or you were secretley released by whoever brought you in at the brink of night
Laws of slaves and or servants
The kingdom thought giving a servant more respect than any slave would get, still gave strict laws on these. Some of which would be considered flawed and cruel in today's world.
  • Servants could only eat two meals a day, (breakfast and lunch) and would have to skip dinner in order to help their master's to prepare dinner or even prepare it all by themselves depending on their trust and skill in culinary arts
  • Slaves and servants are strickly forbidden from leaving the gates of the kingdom
  • Servants could only be outside of their master's house for a maximum of three hours, if they were caught leaving for thirty minutes overtime, they were beaten and returned to their residence
These are only some of the laws applying to servants/slaves. They were put in place to maintain max control over the servants and slaves to prevent any riots of any kind.
The Red Ground and the SRT
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Along with all those who kept the laws and rules applying to servants and slaves. There was a group known as The Red Ground. This group was involved in over six thousand slave and servant releases along with four hundred different riots. Despite their peaceful goal, The Red Ground would never stop any rescue operation without saving atleast a hundred servants/slaves, even if it ment dying or attacking the kingdom's special force.

The S.R.T
Even back then, special forces and units were created and used in certain situations to aid in these certain situations. The SRT or the Servant-Slave Returnal Troop was called out suprisingly only for two hundred of the different riots. The reasoning behind this was because the SRT soldiers were trainded for over ten years with burtal and challenging training. No specifics of the tasks they would have to complete have ever been discorvered, most likely because of the seacrecy of this unti.

More on The Red Ground
Back to the topic of The Red Ground, they also had a special force and infact, it was their whole group. (excluding the head cheif as well as others with qualities like that) Even though their group was smaller than even the basic military excluding the royal guard and the SRT, it seemed that every group memeber has assassin like training. Allowing them to navigate hasilty and effeciently and even more so, stealthily. This also might explain the reasoning of the SRT not being sent out much, possibly because their numbers seemed so small that they would be stopped by the simple guards, though in reality about sixty members were sent out at once on every mission. Though is might aswell seem to the tactics cheif of the kingdom (the one in descision of the SRT) would only get message of a few meer Red Ground members attempting to hijack carts and take servants and slaves to safety.
The Night of Fire
The Slave Explosion
One of the three different kingdoms of the Swedts family experiecned one of the largest population booms in recoreded history was in 226 O.Q. It was said to have increased the population as a whole from three hundred sixty two thousand all the way up to seven hundrend and nintey thousand people living in the kingdom.

The Night of Fire
The reasoning behind the explosion in the population of the Swedt's kingdom was because of an event know as Ashed Trifole or more commonly called The Night of Fire. The Night of Fire was one of the many Red Ground attacks on a kingdom belonging to the Lopufygh family, The Kingdom of Ur. Ur was known as the largest slave stronghold in the whole of the land of Fookth. It held approximatley two million slaves along with the three million people living in the kingdom istelf. These numbers can compare to the populations of Huston in Texas or Chicago in Illinois. (As of 2018) Eventually, during a majour assault of the Red Ground, a small fire combusted within the middle of the battle, which led to a small fire, which then led to a bonfire that would engulf almost the entire city of Moscow two times over. The fire led to the deaths of over six hundred thousand people. Luckily, for the Red Ground, seventy precent of their members escaped alives with about twenty slaves each.

Interception and capture
As the Red Ground members were riding back with carragies stolen from the kingdom and of their own, the fire had been spotted by watches from the Swedt's kingdom. After recieving information about the massive amount of slaves being moved roughly in the general area of the kingdom, the king decided to send out as many militant officers possible to intercept and caputre all the travelling peoples. The militant officers then got on the predicted path of the convoy and intercepted it. After taking out but leaving as many Red Ground members alive as possible, everyone involved in the convoy along with the slaves were taken into the kingdom, which resulted in the spike in the population. Although they could have served as slaves for the rest of their lives, the king decided that it was best that each and every remaining Red Ground member was executed for causing massive destruction on one of their allied kingdoms along with killing so many for less than half of them to be retrieved.
The 3 Course Era
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A few years after the whole population burst, there came an era know as the Three Course Era.
The name was given to the singular era because of the three majour events that occured during it.

The Music Sub-Era
The first majour event to occur during this time was the expansion of music. Along with the already existing five thousand instruments, sixty two thousand more were created in only 2 months. Some of these instruments include: the hurdy gurdy, the Psaltery, the Rebec, and the Crowd. Since all these new types of instruments were introduced to the populations, many different classes and people learned to try to perfect them. about a week later, young apprentices were out everywhere profiting off musical entertainment. They would play in school houses, preform for families personally, or play out in the streets of towns.

The Sport Sub-Era
After the uprising of music, another event took place. Many new sports, almost as many as the instruments, were being created, formed, and played. Even though the number of new sports introduced did not exceed the number of new musical instruments, the publicity of these newly assembled games was still tremendous. Some of these new sports included the introduction of jousting, horseshoes, and also the ancestor of present day Golf, Colf.

The Magic Sub-Era
The final and considerably most important of the three sub-eras was the magic sub-era. Magic no longer exists today. (more on that will come later) Though some claim to still keep such magical abilities as those of our ancestors, they definitely do not, I'd even call it lame. :) The magic sub-era was introduced by an older gentleman named Sir Outaka. He wanted to create something no one had ever crated before and set our to make it. After doing some unexplainable stuff, magic came to the world in the form of bright yellow and purple beams. (representing the light and dark magics given to the world) After these events, new born infants started to gain magical abilties allowing them to communicate using their mind, or control the area of the wind around them, along with fire and lighting. The possiblities of magic in their world were endless, people around the world were gaining so many different varients of powers that not even records could keep them all in tract.
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Updates
This guide will be updated in the future to shed more light on the happenings of our incestors

Other Stuff
Guess this is a joke even though im probably gonna over do it...
22 Comments
mose 22 Dec, 2018 @ 8:42pm 
So was this man on crack when he wrote this?
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