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MRK 1 Liability Reduction Aparatus

At Blue Reef Composites, we mess up. We actually mess up quite often. When you habitually work with explosives and jet fuel, a small mistake may mean half your compound becomes engulfed in flames, often reducing efficiency and even bringing about dreaded legal litigation. Yikes! Tired of making a spectacle of dumping destroyed equipment and personnel into the ocean, our engineers designed the MRK1 Liability Reduction Apparatus. Complete with a mounted water turret and a man-portable hose, the LRA stands ready to annihilate all threats to your operations, be it fire, cloud of chemical warfare agent or a crowd of disruptive protesters. The LRA's modest tank capacity ensures it will continue to disperse whatever liquid you fill it with (approved by owners manual or not) for well longer than optimistic estimates of our financial survival. If by chance you manage to spray fluid for 10 minutes straight (something deemed impossible by our engineers) you don't have to buy another entire truck, thanks to our fill hole!!! (patent declined). Using technology that may or may not have been based on extraterrestrial space craft, the fill hole allows you to refill the tank, even in the field! After extinguishing the fire you are likely tasked with the challenge of debris clearance. Don't call 888-remove-wreck, use the LRA's built in towing arm. In mere hours, your scrap pile will have a new addition and the test pilot's loved ones will have closure.

(This product comes in the following colors)
green.
green.
if you don't want green, build your own truck.