Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to Exist
By The Impractical Engineer
In this guide I will tell you how to exist. If you need to know how to exist, you have come to the right place.
   
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Introduction
Have you ever sat down and wondered, "Wow, how do I exist?"

Fear no more, because I will answer your inquiry.
Step One
Open your mouth. In case you've forgotten, here's what a mouth is:

In human anatomy, the mouth is the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives food and produces saliva. The oral mucosa is the mucous membrane epithelium lining the inside of the mouth.
Step Two
Say 'i exist'. If you don't know how to talk, a guide will be coming a toliet near you within the next four hundred years.

Conclusion
You now exist. Congratulations.
Frequently Asked Questions
I did step one and two and three and four and five and six and seven and eight and nine and ten and eleven and twelve and thirteen and fourteen and fifteen and sixteen and seventeen and eighteen and twenty and twenty one and twenty two and twenty three and twenty four and twenty five and twenty six and twenty seven and twenty eight and twenty nine and twenty ten and thirty seventeen correctly, but I still do not exist. What should I do?

Delete yourself from the archives.
22 Comments
J3ff 3 May, 2021 @ 4:25am 
I did this yesterday and i made my girlfriend stop existing! Ha ha ha! Victory royale!
GracefullGirl 1 Apr, 2021 @ 4:13pm 
and also here's more proof, check my among us guide on how to exist, literally much older than this guide
GracefullGirl 1 Apr, 2021 @ 4:12pm 
Dude shut up, I never frikan stoll your guides, did you read my comment?
The Impractical Engineer  [author] 1 Apr, 2021 @ 3:44pm 
Stealing my guides, caught red handed.
GracefullGirl 1 Apr, 2021 @ 3:27pm 
YOU ARE THE THIEF!
GracefullGirl 1 Apr, 2021 @ 3:26pm 
DUDE I SWEAR I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR GUIDE I NEVER SAW THIS GUIDE! INFACT I HAD A GUIDE EXACTLY THE SAME ON ANOTHER GAME MADE WAY BEFORE THIS GUIDE WAS EVER MADE. INFACT THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU STOLE MY GUIDE THEN!
Snooke 1 Apr, 2021 @ 1:17pm 
Instructions unclear: became one with monke
J3ff 9 Mar, 2021 @ 3:41am 
Hello, this was working 1 year ago, was this patched?
sweaty 9 year old 5 Oct, 2020 @ 5:18pm 
bet
The Impractical Engineer  [author] 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:50pm 
Ensure the instructions were followed correctly. If not, a guide will be coming to a cinema near you on how to read in the far future.