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2009 Delta Jolt Douche Edition

I once saw a Mazda Miata that was customized in this way in a Walgreens parking lot.

Are you poor? Are you a prick? Do you hate everyone? Are you an abusive Boyfriend? Do you have an addiction to cigarettes? Do you repeatedly refer to yourself as a "car guy"? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this car is for you. This is the ultimate douche-mobile, ready for outrunning the cops, and for revving your 4 cylinder engine at the v8 muscles. Equipped with purple chrome rims, a custom radio, a pure gas powered engine, and underglow, this vehicle is far superior to anything else on the market. You will be respected by all if you can get your hands on one of these. Just enable your beacon to turn on the underglow, and you'll be ready to get pulled over by the cops. This vehicle is a convertible, so you can easily throw your cigarette butts on the ground speeding below.

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WheelStrike Vehicle Stats
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Top Speed: 214 Miles Per Hour (Yet it is ungodly to control above 150)

Horsepower: 350

Torque: 275 lbs

Weight: 1,893 lbs

Seats: 4