Achievements are listed in order as they are earned in the game. Some achievements can be done in a different order, so even if you missed one, you might still have a chance to go back and earn it.

The Adventure Begins
Piece together how it all began


Story. Complete tutorial and start Chapter 1.


Blast from the Past
Bring back your childhood memories


Missable. During the presentation start with showing your personal photos (order from the bottom):
(1927) Little Evan learning to pee
(1934) Little Evan the builder
(1942) Finally on three wheels
(1944) Little Evan taking a bath
(1947) The family


Deja Food
Experience public humiliation


Story. Awarded after the speech.


Old Friends
Find the hidden stash


Missable. After telephone conversation with Matryoshka go to your room and take Mr. Skram's bust from the desk. Use it on the space below drawer to uncover a hidden stash. Pick up your genealogical tree to get the achievement.


Finishing Touch
Surely you can use these things together


Story. Build a flower.


Toodle-oo
Say goodbye to your folks


Missable. Talk to your parents after receiving second message (brick) from Anna.

The Weirdest Journey
Step one - Leave the house


Story. Start Chapter 2.


Welcome to Matryoshka
Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time


Story. During filling the application at the hotel.


Encouragement
Try to bribe several of the locals


Missable. Offer rupiejkas to hotel employees:
Receptionist
Second guard
Chief of security
Currency exchange employee
Porter


Pack Rat
Buy every single item from the vending machine


Missable. Keep putting money into the vending machine and buying items. Each item requires pressing two buttons.To receive the items you need to press:
9-5,
7-3,
1-8,
5-2,
4-9,
7-6,
6-3,
2-1,
4-8.


The Early Bird Gets the Worm
Order a wake-up call


Missable. Call the reception from your hotel room and order a wake-up call.


Strong-arm Service
Acquire an unusual business card


Missable. When you talk to sergeant Miedviediev in your room ask about the a.ss, then for more details, and then that you're flatered. Dialogue choices:
1. Ask about...
2. Ask about the a.ss
3. Ask for details
4. Say you're flattered


Constant Surveillance
Close observation goes outrageously wrong


Missable. Try to take a bath while keeping the room door open.


Ivan the Destroyer
Slightly vandalize the room


Story. Destroy mirror in the bathroom.


Liberator
Sal Limones would be proud!


Story. Open room 369.


Am I Evil?
We all go a little mad sometimes


Missable. Try to use grenade on the line of people in the middle of Crimson Square.


Aloha
Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka


Missable. Earlier you received a postard from the hotel vending machine. Mailbox is next to the fortune teller.


Charmer
Show them how to treat the ladies


Story. Give perfume to the welding woman.


Scream and Run
Oh hai doggy


Missable. When you get the rake, use it on the skull above Butcher. Give the skull to the dog next to the Florist.


Backtracker
Exchange ration card with the professor


Missable. There are two people in the long line willing to trade their ration cards for your flour. One offers meat ration card, the other sugar ration card. You can recognize them by icons above the queue. Trade flour for sugar ration card and give it to the senior citizen at the construction site.


Shame on You
Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere


Missable. Offer Dobra Vodka to citizens of Matryoshka:
Carter (miller)
Florist
Butcher
Guard
Surveyor
Welding woman


The Final Frontier
Try to find another race in outer space


Missable. After giving vodka to the crane operator you'll be lowered to the ground. Step on the steel beam and get lifted up again.

When Things go Awry
Step two - Stay clean


Story. Start Chapter 3.


Apoocalypse
All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist


Missable. You start this chapter at the metro station. There are four lamps that keep going off sequentially (1, 2, 3, 4). There's also a pigeon on trash can which you can scare off and it will move to a bench near the bottom of the screen. When you scare if off again it will move to a lamp that is currently off and then come back to the bench. You need to scare it off a few times so it will visit each lamp. Make sure you leave lamp 3 (above the statue) to the end because when pigeon sits on it it won't come back.


Pro Tiger Tamer
A three-headed monkey would also be useful


Missable. Give a toy to the tiger. When you arrive at the military camp location you'll see a waggling tail in the bushes. Interact with it a few times and it will follow you as you move. When you get close to the camp tiger will jump out and block your way. You need to get a toy from Gutek in the GORK Park in order to get rid of it.


Sharpshooter
Score 20 points by shooting the targets


Missable. There is a shooting range in the GORK Park. You've got 20 shots and need to get 20 points. You get points for shooting Western symbols (cowboy hats, burgers, baseballs, footballs etc.). You can repeat this as many times as you need.


New Challenger
Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities


Story. Try three activities in the GORK Park (shooting range, bricklaying, songwriting).


Necessity is the Mother...
Blow up the bizarre balloon


Story. Blow up condom with helium.


Bright Idea
Save your telekinetic powers for later


Story. Attach three balloons to the lever.


Evan Mosley
Almost like a detective's disguise


Story. Add glue to the fake mustache and try to attach it to your face in the toilet in th GORK Park.


Sweet Surrender
Offer the general an excellent treat


Story. Make cotton candy with laxative.


Fearless Coward
Technically you're not supposed to do that


Missable. After talking to Leshy (a moonshiner) try to cross the white line a few times.


Betrayal at Condor
Step three - Get cracking


Story. Finish Chapter 3.

Origins
Find a way to bring down the wall


Story. Check the drawing on the cell wall.


IDKFA
Disassemble the dreaded item


Story. Take a bullet out of the gun.


Not So Secret Cow Level
Find yourself in a heap of trouble


Story. Awarded after escaping the prison.


The Black Lodge
The right man in the wrong place


Story. Enter the Ministry of War.


Obsolete Technology
Snap a photo with an antique camera


Story. Take a photo with the camera. It can be done earlier than it's required to progress the story. Simply take any photo, of anything or nothing, and take the frame to the photo department employee.


Meticulous Design
Create the perfect zooming device


Missable. When you find glasses in prison use your razor blade on them to receive a lens. Later on when you use it to build a telephoto lens you'll receive this achievement.


Son of a Gun
Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations


Missable. After talking to the leader and looking through a telescope you'll be allowed to pick a goblet from a shelf. Do it, step outside, talk to Anna and leave the palace. Use goblet on the cow to receive Goblet of Milk. Use Straightened Bucket Holder on it to receive Goblet of Butter. Go into the tank and use it on the right (Gun) to receive this achievement.


Hero of the Day
Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started


Story. Shoot the Comrade Leader statute with a tank.


Gory to Matryoshka
Step four - Save Matryoshka


Story. Complete Chapter 4 and the game.