TEKKEN 7

TEKKEN 7

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How to cope with being beaten by me.
By lol
I beat you.

So you got washed my me... This isn't uncommon at all. It is completely normal for a player of your caliber to be outclassed by someone such as myself (a skilled gamer). But the question is, where do you go from here? This all depends on how you got here in the first place. In order to give you the cure I need to diagnose you first. Lets see what areas you possibly failed in.

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1. You got out footsie'd by me
If you got out footsie'd by me, I don't know what to tell you. Eliza has a terrible neutral, and if you managed to lose to me in neutral you need to uninstall the game. If you do want to improve and continue playing the game, I recommend you watch this video.


If the aforementioned advice doesn't help, the only advice I can give you is to go to your local church and pray to God in hopes that he gives you the brain power necessary to play an online multiplayer fighting game.
2. You didn't optimize
If you don't kill me when you have the chance I will make sure you regret that decision. Failing to optimize your combos, punishes, and oki will lead to an early defeat by the clinical hands of myself. If you want to improve, find your character specific discord and read/watch all the character specific guides tech.

3. You press too many buttons.
If you are a button masher, you will not be able to beat me. I know how to deal with people like you. When I log onto Tekken 7, the game becomes my battlefield. I will turn every stage into a chaotic hell personalized for you.



One wrong move and you will find yourself in a sticky situation. If you want to prevent this from happening to you, watch this video.

4. You got outplayed.
Eliza isn't the best character. In order to win, I have to take risks. And by risks I mean, hard reads.



Every move I do is a read. If you get hit by my low launcher it is because you are too predictable. It becomes so easy to outplay you. I know you get emotional when I do certain moves. Fighting games are all about mind games, and I'm the mastermind. I recommend you go back to the drawing boards and figure out how to become less predictable.

In conclusion...
You need to step up your game. I know it is hard, but you really have to try to get better. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Hopefully you learned how to cope with me beating you. Be a challenge next time.

159 Comments
Soap 15 Jan, 2024 @ 10:58pm 
I'm 200 pounds lighter, and I have sex, checkmate
Landrynka 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29pm 
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🔥Ballsack sniffer🔥 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13pm 
Helloo everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's an indie horror game that you guys suggested in mass. And i saw that yamimash played it and he said it was really really good so im very eager to see what is up and that is a terrifying animatronic bear.
Salter 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
Based. Those triggered by this should just seppuku.
legohead3000 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am 
really scrub?
Clazzette 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54pm 
+rep based troll
RAWCK LOBSTUH 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am 
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and a lot of you don't realize this, but I lost to an Eliza player in tournament, and I will NEVER, FORGIVE, THEM.

...what? Were you expecting something else?
One_Moosi_Boi 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am 
Like, just Git Gud next time. Sheeesshhh :steamsad:
Dat Nilla Von Dizzle 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18pm 
Double comment here but this troll is GOLD!
Lumi 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am 
how about you beat the spellcheck rofl, get fucked bitch