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UMBREON - Road Locomotive

*Blasting radio from within* "HEY, YOU KNOW! HEY, YOU KNOW!"

The steampunk-alypse is on the rise, and it needs a better workhorse.

Introducing the Road Locomotive, or as I would like to claim it, the Locoroadive. This machine utilizes both internal and external cylinders to squeeze the most power out of the tight space a typical semi has to work with. Unlike a regular semi, we completely ripped the engine out of the front and put a smaller one below its boiler, then proceeded to try to pressurize the boiler as much as possible.

A bit risky, yes. It also takes forever to start up, BUT it is certainly worth the power output. It can haul even the densest of trailers with ease, and basically annihilates the stereotypical "snail crawl" semis are notorious for. Sure, it has a ton of gears and is not for people who hate driving manual transmission because of the torque, but those who appreciate true machines can certainly get behind its driving mechanics.

First person view is great for aligning yourself with the road, but due to Bob's inflexibility, vision is limited on the passenger side. Just exercise caution when making right hand turns.

Brick count: Exactly 600. Warning: The song I suggest for driving this thing is hardcore. Not for people who wish for speed limits, or those who hate virtually nonsensical lyrics. Just enjoy the beat.

If the pistons on the side refuse to fire off, just re-open the file. It's a strange glitch that can't really be fixed.