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UMBREON - Chugger H-2O

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Introducing the Chugger H-2O! A blatant poke at a typical military Hummer H1, this behemoth is capable of some intensive offroading with numerous new features I've never before used on other vehicles.

One of the most notable, of course, is its use of doubled-up axles. The front brakes are significantly stronger than the rear, and the suspension is tuned to be incredibly soft over rough terrain but also to keep the car in place over bumps at high speeds.

In testing, the vehicle is able to reach around 124 miles per hour, even over rough sandy terrain blocks. It utilizes a rather heavy boiler, consisting of 1 inch thick titanium with a polished shell, and puts out a ton of torque to its 6 cylinder compressor-driven engine. It kicks gears like there's no tomorrow, and thus we had to spring for the 8-speed transmission to avoid several thousand lawsuits over this thing accelerating too quickly.

In spite of the rather slow speed, it can also jump up to pace using manual transmission. After all, automatic transmission is only good for making cars slow. Have at this thing with the stick shifter, because there's a gigantic, pressurized tank with a closed-system flame below it giving you all the power you would ever reasonably need.

Note: We are not responsible if you roll this thing over because of the rocks on Canyon or Desert. We hate those stones with a burning passion for what they do to our cars.