If your connection is trash, I don't know what to tell you. I have great internet, and if you manage to have a wifi connection you need to uninstall the game. If you do want to continue playing the game, I recommend you invest in a better service provider and wire up.


If the aforementioned advice doesn't help, the only advice I can give you is to alt+f4 me on the loading screen so that we don't have to face one another.

If you don't play with a semblance of dignity when you had the chance I will make sure you will receive back grabs and snake-edges. Failing to optimize the way you play when you have a poor connection will lead to a swift alt+f4 by the clinical hands of myself. If you want to improve, play someone else other than me because I only play to rank up.

If you get lucky, you will not be able to beat my alt+f4 macro. I know how to quickly deal with games like this. When I log onto Tekken 7, this game becomes my living hell. I will turn every stage into a chaotic hell personalized just for myself.

One Harada moment and you will find yourself getting a round you should not have. If you want to prevent this from happening to you, I suggest you play a different game.

In order to win, I have to play like a massive brainlet. And by playing like a brainlet, I mean being predictable as humanly possible.


Every move you did was a read. I got hit by your low launcher because I was too predictable. It becomes so easy for you to outplay me because I never changed my approach. You knew I would get emotional when you did certain moves. Fighting games are all about mind games, and I choose the alt+f4 them. I recommend you treat me like I'm your son and let me rank up off you.

I need to stop getting as salty as I do. I know it's hard to change the mentality and I'll still get angry nonetheless, but I really have to try to get better. Thank you for taking the time to read this parody of How to cope with being beaten by me. Hopefully at some point I'll learn how to cope with some of the more aggrevating parts of this game, but at this point I need a break. There is some truth to this guide albeit hidden in a thick amount of 'humor'. I'm sorry if you recognise my name and I have genuinely alt+f4'd you at some point. Sometimes I just have a hard time admitting defeat when I'm angry. GGs.