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God Can

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"My boy, do you hate going to church? Now introducing: the God Can! God really is everywhere, and now he took the form of a mass-produced product! Just one quick spray, and your adorable little face will meet God! The God Can, because God can!" ~The J-Offs

The modern church, now with 50% of the normal diddling!


This mod adds the God Can, a consumable item inspired by a fake infomercial created by Tipsy Duck. You can buy them from the Penguin Bay for 1,995 pixels each.

See the infomercial to get a good idea on what the item does to you when you use it.

Side effects may include: starvation, immobility, uncontrollable levitation, glowing, internal hemorrhaging, spontaneous combustion, exploding, yaddayaddayaddablablablah AND MANY MORE!
DISCLAIMER: This product has not been approved by the Protectorate Department of Interstellar Agriculture, or been properly tested on Avians. We are not to be held liable for any scattered inventories, respawning fees, or triggered permadeaths that may occur as a result of slowly and painfully dying experiencing a divine intervention after consuming this product.
82 comentarios
Δ-k180 6 FEB a las 7:21 p. m. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ArcticTwister287 11 MAY 2024 a las 9:35 a. m. 
this thing was created by satan to trick us onto not goign to church. and then we die by its contents. moral of teh story is to go to church whenever its time, even if you have alot on your plate you should always squeeze it in -Mj the 1st 12:35
Bro 7 ABR 2024 a las 7:29 a. m. 
what does it do???
Glue addicted slugcat 6 ABR 2023 a las 7:38 a. m. 
Fix for the effects if you didn't read what it does (like me): Entering a mech removes the effects.
Hope this helped.
Sandwich™ 5 MAR 2022 a las 12:26 a. m. 
Dont drink its stun you and gives you not so good effects
The Cheese Man 5 DIC 2021 a las 1:48 a. m. 
this can has neurotoxin btww
Robert 3 NOV 2021 a las 6:17 p. m. 
Did god became a can of soda?
Band Kid <3 5 SEP 2021 a las 7:36 a. m. 
DEVILCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Band Kid <3 5 SEP 2021 a las 7:29 a. m. 
WUT THE HECK
Rem 6 AGO 2021 a las 9:02 p. m. 
Capital C