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How to make a Roleplay server on Garry's Mod (2019)
By C4sh0e
Wanna make a roleplay server that is completely balanced, fair and a good environment for everyone to enjoy? Well follow this guide to learn how!
   
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Getting everything you need.
Well first, as in my other tutorial, you need a server so you need to buy a dedicated server. They are usually quite quite overpriced and charge you outrageous rates just for extra ddos protection. Another option is you could buy an actual server box but your probably 12 so you won't have much saved in the bank so stealing mummies credit card might be a better option.

Next you need to decide what kind of roleplay server you want to make, it could be NerdRP, whoops! I mean Star Wars RP where you swing lightsabers and shoot blasters (JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES) You could make MilitaryRP where people pretend they are jihadists with american accents, or they pretend they are in the actual military. Or you could go a bit unconventional, SCHOOL SHOOTER ROLEPLAY! or another option is SLAVERP.

Hopefully there are some options here that might suit you.

Making the server work
Once you have decided on what kind of server your making you need to get someone who actually knows what the ♥♥♥♥ they're doing to help you. If you have friends who are good with coding you might be able to get them to help you out, but if you have no friends you will need to get out mummies credit card again. Don't worry she will probably think its a hacker or something, as most parents are "computationally impared".
Rules and guidelines.
The rules should be fair and balanced. Give everyone who are your friends owner rank so they can ban anyone they want. Make sure to ban anyone who isn't roleplaying the way you want them to. Also don't forget to make 30 million rules about how bad it is to have fun.

Some basic guidelines on further steps:
- Hire someone to make a half-assed ♥♥♥♥♥♥ map for you using someone elses models and assets.
- Make sure to make it so that good players are put on the sideline for the people who suck you off the most.
-Never listen to the bulk of the players on the server and make your own decisions, I mean what are they gonna do? Leave your server?
-Make sure to regularly purge all admin and staff positions so noone can claim your throne.
-Make sure the serverpack has at least 10 gigabytes worth of addons so that the server runs extra slow and laggy.
Finishing notes.
Thanks for reading my guide, I hope you learnt something from this and will go on to make the most cancer-filled boring ass server where I get perma-banned for doing 1 little thing wrong.

Anyways I hate you all, have a look at my other guide on how to make a DarkRP server on Garry's Mod.
7 Comments
tritium 10 Nov, 2019 @ 5:18pm 
I hate you too :)
Snowstorm 26 Oct, 2019 @ 8:15am 
requirement for a good server, according to this satire guide on darkrp server creation: hire kids way younger than gmod itself
Fox 24 Oct, 2019 @ 1:51pm 
I don't want to be premature with this comment, but there is a server in the works that aims highly upon being a much better DarkRP server, it's hardly finished yet but the creator might appreciate those willing to explore. 162.248.92.37:27015
Maybe sometime early next year it'll release.
Brongulo 20 Oct, 2019 @ 4:30pm 
socrates, plato, aristotle. three of the greatest philosophers of our time. and what did these three men agree on? gmod roleplay servers are fucking aids
N3xt 20 Oct, 2019 @ 8:24am 
you forgot the part where to not make a god damn darkrp server
Ducker 19 Oct, 2019 @ 7:45pm 
DUDE HOW DARE YOU POST A USEFULL GUIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU i need more tutorials on how to jump and how to click HOW DARE you be USEFULL TO THIS COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JenoxenTheFurry 19 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm 
You forgot the part in which you start selling overpriced VIP or Admin roles and lock literally 70% of features, Including basic ones like welding or even reporting.