In this very realistic game about purchasing old houses and renovating them, there is one feature that has always stood out to me as the most unrealistic part of the whole game. So shattering is this little detail, at least in my view, that it completely breaks my immersion every time I open House Flipper. It is unrealistic in every way and I cannot overlook it. No sane person trying to start their own business would ever even want to make this decision. No sane person would ever use a Mac.



Here's how to void your warranty on your business computer.

Walk into your office, and lock eyes with your laptop. Gently scoop it off your desk and cradle it in your arms. Run your hands over its smooth surface. Feel its gentle weight against your sensitive flesh.
Then, take it outside into your immaculate yard.

Throw it onto the cold, unfeeling ground. Let it be consumed by the wild grass. Allow it to sink into the mud and dirt.
Once it has become one with Mother Gaia, open it back up and use it again. Then you have your achievement!

Now that your laptop has been exposed to nature, it's probably best to put it down.

It can never return to a normal life or a normal desk job now that it has been exposed to the vast expanses of the outside world. If you don't mind a possible colony of feral Macintoshes living in the wilderness around your yard, you can choose not to blow its hard drive out, but be warned that the laptops will likely be feeding off of your hard work. Leaving the laptop alive is not recommended for anyone looking to start a crop garden or any sort of functional/edible plants garden.